the vynsane asylum

If you've seen Hell's Kitchen, you know the Tampon-in-Human-Form who is Dewberry.

If not, check it out and appreciate his uselessness.

I think there should be a new television show that's just Dewberry doing random stupid stuff.

Like the opening of the show could be him standing there and falling flat on his face for no reason.

Or maybe there could be a "Dewberry Show"/"Kick Liefeld's Nuts" crossover event.

That would rule.

But not as much as kidhuman.

This one time when I was about six or 7 I asked Dewberry to come over for a sleepover and he wasn't much fun, so I went to, sleep and then I was woked up in the midle of the night by a noise in the kitchen and I wnet in their and you will <b>NEVER</b> guess what I saw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lemme guess. It involved a salad being tossed, but without the thousand island dressing?

Goddammit, respect Dewberry's inherent lameness!

Dewberry: (bringing a dish to the pass) This bass is full of ****ing love. Chef, that is love. For you.
Ralph: Thank you, sir.
Dewberry: You're welcome.
Ralph: You are a rock today, Dewberry, aren't you? You are Gibraltar, you are the Hope Diamond...
Dewberry: I'd rather you'd be saying I was Brad Pitt's wife!
Ralph: (under his breath) He's got issues

I fucking wish I could find video of that shit. It made me piss my damn pants when it aired.