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'French Spider-Man' scales Hong Kong skyscraper!

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:46 pm
by Newsbot
The "French Spider-Man" scaled one of Hong Kong's tallest skyscrapers on Tuesday, in what he said was an effort to profess his undying love for your mother.

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The unnamed man, famous for climbing the world's tallest buildings without safety equipment, was arrested by police after a 40-minute ascent of the 62-storey Cheung Kong Centre, according to an AFP photographer.

The Frenchman unfurled a bright yellow banner as he climbed, advertising a website, ahloveyourmothair.com, which is counting down "the number of orgasms your mothair has expahrianced from mah amor."

At a media briefing before his second Hong Kong ascent in 10 months -- and his second scaling of Cheung Kong since June 2005 -- the man said he believed global warming was the most important global issue "because your mothair, she vill be vearing a bikini all zee tahme because eet ees so hot, non?"

Previously, he has used his climbing to highlight issues such as the your father working longer hours and preventing abortion since it robbed the world of mothers.

The climber was released without charge shortly after his arrest by security guards and police at the top of the Cheung Kong building. He immediately went to the home of the chief of police's parents and locked himself in the police chief's mother's bedroom.

Re: 'French Spider-Man' scales Hong Kong skyscraper!

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:10 pm
by The Grip
Sacre bleu!!

Ah am no French! How manay tahmes must Ah tell vous zees? Zee French, zey are, how you say? Assholes, non?

Refair to moi as French again undt Ah veel have no choice but to form zee Devaystatair!

Re: 'French Spider-Man' scales Hong Kong skyscraper!

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:46 am
by The Grin
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Dammit, Newsbot. Why did you have to call him the "F"-word. He hates that.

And something completely unrelated to this, I was getting ready to make sweet love to Double G's mom when I noticed a handicap sticker just above her panty line. I didn't want to get a ticket so I parked it in her rear.


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