TWIGLIT

movies are cool. here is a place to talk about how cool they are. or maybe how much they suck, sometimes. like that fucking piece of shit 'mac and me'. worst fucking movie ever, a two-hour ad for fucking coca-cola.

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HAY GUYS ITS UR BEST FREND THE GREBIL! U GUYS HALF TO SEE THIS MOVIETHATS OUT NOW CALLD TIWILITE OR AS I CALLS IT DA BEST MOVIE EVAR!!!!!!!!!!! ITZ BOUT VAMPIRE HOO STAREZ AT GURL AN THEY TALK AN TALK ALL DAI AN THEY KIS LOT. I WENT 2 C IT CUZ LONELY GURLS WENT 2 C IT AN I WANTD 2 PICK UP LONELY GURLS AN IT WERKD CUZ I WUZ CRAWLIN INSIDE THEIR LADY HOLEZ CUZ I SAW TWIGHT. BUT IM SURE IT WONT WERK 4 U FAGS CUZ U LIEK GHEY SHIT LIEK TEH DARK KNIGGIT AN DAT FAGGY BABY MOVIE WALLEH!
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When even the lead actor pans a movie, I think I'll pass. Mormon vampires eating pudding is a silly concept anyway.
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My coworker got three tickets for this last night. One for her, one for her fiancee, and one for her sister. The sister couldn't make it, so she asked if I wanted to go. I politely declined and settled for playing video games last night instead of being the third wheel at a free movie that I have no intention of seeing.
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My sisters are excited about seeing it this week, but I have absolutely no interest. It seems to be an estrogen fest for some reason.
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i went and saw the bond flick with a pair of friends when the missus checked this one out with her friend, his girlfriend and his other friend. she liked it. the bond flick was okay.
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Holy shit...I think the Gerbil is really....Snigtad Flornbi!!!!
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If you want a giggle, go to the imdb page for Dredd, the 2012 Judge Dredd movie with Karl Urban. Then scroll down and click on the parents guide. Once there, scan all the way down to the spoiler section.


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