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January 21, 2009

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:58 pm
by Joe Biden
Everyone who voted for Barack Obama will receive a free ShamWow. You'll be talking about it around the dinner table every morning at breakfast for years to come.

Those who voted for McCain, or any other candidate, will have to pay twenty bucks for their ShamWows. But you were gonna spend twenty bucks a month on paper towels, anyway. This thing pays for itself!

Re: January 21, 2009

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 6:57 pm
by Rollo Tomassi
How good are ShamWows for cleaning up cumshots?

I might need two.