the vynsane asylum

..to everybody watching my...update right now. peace and love. peace and love.
I want to tell you...please..after..the 20th of October, do not send fan mail to any address..that you have.
Nothing will be signed after the 20th of October. If that has the date on the envelope, it's gonna be tossed.
I am warning you with peace and love, I have too much to do. So no more fan mail.
Thank you thank you.
And no objects to be signed. Nothing. Ahh..anyway...peace and love peace and love.

Two questions, Mister Starr.

1) How do you warn someone with peace and love,

and 2) What the fuck was up with the weird way your elbows were always pointing out when you were playing drums in the Beatles?

I'm glad you asked. Glad you asked. It...is a delicate balance between stern peace and love. peace and love. and peace and love. I just want to be absolutely clear that all you wankers who want shit signed by me can piss off. But, please...piss off with peace and love.

Secondly....my amazing and unique style of drumming was perfected by years of playing shitty little dives all over Liverpool that weren't much larger than a WC. peace and love. Space was at a premium and shifting me arms back like so gave us an extra seven or eight inches on stage. Which in Liverpool is like an extra bedroom. Ahhh..anyway. peace and love peace and love.

Shitpiece! It's good to see you old friend. I sent out your autographed cordless phone and autographed bunny slippers and a topless photo of my ex-wife Bond girl Barbara Bach on Tuesday last. peace and love. You made the cut off, but just barely. I hope you enjoy the objects or whatever. peace and love peace and love. I'm sorry to hear you weren't asked to be in that new Transformers movie. Ahhh..so anyway..peace and love. And just a reminder to the rest of you who may or may not want any objects signed by me. I mean this with utmost peace and love, piss off wankers. Peace and love.

i'm tempted to set up a P.O. box and start signing things in his stead.

Now listen here. That's serious business and you shouldn't be joking about it. I'm warning you with peace and love if you try anything like that, you'll be hearing from my lawyers, you arrogant little prick. But anyway...peace and love peace and love.