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Dead bear covered with Obama signs found at school!!
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:58 am
by Newsbot
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CULLOWHEE, N.C. – Police at Western Carolina University and wildlife officials were investigating the discovery early Monday of a dead bear cub draped with a pair of Barack Obama campaign signs.
Leila Tvedt, associate vice chancellor for public relations, said Monday night that maintenance workers found the 75-pound bear cub shot to death in front of the school's administration building at the entrance to campus. The Obama yard signs were stapled together and placed over the bear's head, Tvedt said.
The bear had been shot in the head, Tvedt said.
"Western Carolina University deplores the inappropriate behavior that has led to this troubling incident," Tvedt said. "We cannot speculate on the motives of the people involved nor who those people might be. Campus police are cooperating fully with authorities to investigate this matter."
University police called in state Wildlife Resources officials to remove the body and help in the investigation. They are following a lead to the otter pen at the local zoo.
If anyone was still leaning toward McCain, this sick and unwarranted attack on all that makes everything better should change your mind. You don't want to vote like an otter, do you?
Re: Dead bear covered with Obama signs found at school!!
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:39 pm
by Ran
For we know, this story was written by the otter media who are trying to sway the vote. Do bears (polar, grizzly, brown, black, or kodiak) have the right to vote in Alaska? And if so, does that prove the bears voted for Palin? We all know the otters are about mis-information.
Re: Dead bear covered with Obama signs found at school!!
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:46 pm
by shroba fett
not true! not true! We..ermm...I mean..otters are wonderful creatures and are all about the equality and economy and stuff.
A vote for McCain is a vote for cool toys from Hasbro like the wicked awesome Marvel Transformers and the exciting new 3 3/4" Marvel Universe action figures coming to a retail store near you!
My brother Sid said that all the Hasbro toys are very cool and the Mattel toys suck and you should buy Hasbro Transformers and GIJoe and Star Wars and Marvel. Hasbro appreciates your patronage. That stuff is kewl!!
Re: Dead bear covered with Obama signs found at school!!
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:49 pm
by RoIIo Tomassi
I call horseshit. I posit that are
A. An otter
and
B. working for Hasbro.
You aren't fooling anyone with that "I'm a little kid" routine. It didn't work when gothiczartan did, and it certainly doesn't work when you do it.
Re: Dead bear covered with Obama signs found at school!!
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:57 pm
by shroba fett
i dont understand what that one word is. but i am not an otter i just like otters i like how they crack food open and eat on their tummies ha ha! that is kewl! it is like a table that they have with them! oh man i wish i worked at Hasbro because they make cool transformers and autobots and Star Wars spaceships! did you guys see they are making a new transformers movie? its gonna be so awesome cause optimus is gonna turn into a spaceship in ths one thats what i heard. my brother said there are gonna be dinobots in thos one! dinobots are cool! especially the one that tunrs into a dinobot! okay i have to go now since my mom is making me practice my cello now. Yuck.
Re: Dead bear covered with Obama signs found at school!!
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 3:04 pm
by anarky
Fucking nasty otters. I hope the Bear King lays waste to these sonsabitches.
Re: Dead bear covered with Obama signs found at school!!
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 3:35 pm
by Ursa Major
The vile miscreants responsible must be terminated. I am deploying a legion of my finest grizzlies to deal with these cowards. Billy Bumbler was too young to die.
My first royal act, however, will be to offer my full and unequivocal support to the human candidate whose supporters have not killed one of my people in a moronic attempt to frame his opponent's supporters. I recommend all humans vote for Obama. While you are free to cast your vote for McCain, you should thank your human laws that voting is kept secret if you do so cast your ballot. Otherwise, I'd send Yogi to execute the lot of you bastards.
Re: Dead bear covered with Obama signs found at school!!
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:39 pm
by The Griz
While the grizzlies are dealing with the humans, I'm going to deal with their pets. Nasty pigs. On a related note, I hope one of them owns a pig, since I like to wrap their tails around my cock before I plow through their assholes and make their pen even muddier.
I also give my wholehearted support to Barack Obama. John McCain owns two dogs, two turtles, one cat, one ferret, three parakeets, and thirteen fish; you'd think I'd be busy on my visits over there, but they're spread out over seven houses so it's all good. Anyway, Obama's daughters have asked to get a dog if he becomes president. A new dog to fuck? That's better than McCain's crusty ferret any day of the week.
Re: Dead bear covered with Obama signs found at school!!
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:56 pm
by Ursa Minor
Ursa Major wrote:The vile miscreants responsible must be terminated. I am deploying a legion of my finest grizzlies to deal with these cowards. Billy Bumbler was too young to die.
My first royal act, however, will be to offer my full and unequivocal support to the human candidate whose supporters have not killed one of my people in a moronic attempt to frame his opponent's supporters. I recommend all humans vote for Obama. While you are free to cast your vote for McCain, you should thank your human laws that voting is kept secret if you do so cast your ballot. Otherwise, I'd send Yogi to execute the lot of you bastards.
But Yogi, the Ranger's not going to like it.
Re: Dead bear covered with Obama signs found at school!!
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:58 pm
by Zaphod
i'm not voting for a muslim terrorist who doesn't pledge allegiance to the flag. i don't know how anyone can. he's anti-american, pure and simple. i heard one time he was speaking to the veteran's on memorial day and he dropped trou and shit on the flag, then threw turds all over the people in the front row while shouting in arabic that they were all a bunch of virgins. it's true. some guy i worked with ten years ago sent me an e-mail that said it. e-mails don't lie. he aborts babies himself so he can eat their spleens in some weird islam ritual to contact shiva. so i'm voting for the senile guy with the retarded sidekick. because he's american. a real american. his sidekick said it. actually i'm voting for ron paul. that guy looks funny, so i hope he gets enough attention to keep running every four years. that little troll is the funniest looking motherfucker i've ever seen. and i've seen andy dick.
Re: Dead bear covered with Obama signs found at school!!
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:07 pm
by Ran
If you want a Real American, you have to vote for Hulk Hogan. "Real American" was his entrance theme song. He has dealt with Russia and Iran in the past. Just ask The Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff. His VP would have to be Jessie Ventura, though because you need someone with a little experience as governor. If Hogan/Ventura gets elected, I think Sgt Slaughter would be a good choice for Secretary of Defense.
Re: Dead bear covered with Obama signs found at school!!
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:18 pm
by Ursa Major
Ursa Minor wrote:But Yogi, the Ranger's not going to like it.
What the Ranger likes and dislikes does not concern me. He is a mere human. He cannot control Yogi; only the one in whose veins flows the royal blood of the mighty Arctodus can command Yogi to unleash his savage true nature.
Now fetch your unicycle, boy. It amuses me.
Re: Dead bear covered with Obama signs found at school!!
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:29 pm
by Ringo Starr
I enjoy reading all your posts. peace and love. As long as it isn't fan mail or you want me to sign anything. peace and love. Or if it's from Liverpool. That place is ass. If you blokes want to elect a colored, that great! That one is all about peace and love. Erm...anyway peace and love. peace and love.
Re: Dead bear covered with Obama signs found at school!!
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:47 pm
by the sloth
Ursa Major wrote:The vile miscreants responsible must be terminated. I am deploying a legion of my finest grizzlies to deal with these cowards. Billy Bumbler was too young to die.
My first royal act, however, will be to offer my full and unequivocal support to the human candidate whose supporters have not killed one of my people in a moronic attempt to frame his opponent's supporters. I recommend all humans vote for Obama. While you are free to cast your vote for McCain, you should thank your human laws that voting is kept secret if you do so cast your ballot. Otherwise, I'd send Yogi to execute the lot of you bastards.
HAAAAWWW,
DUUUUUUUUUDE! Good hearin' from ya again, brah. It's been, what, like, 12 years or something like that? Shiiiiit.
I see ya finally made "King" - good for you, brah. It was, like, always your greatest aspiration. Good on ya!
Remember that time we went walkabout in Arizona and smoked all that peyote? Shiiiiiiit, man, that was the shit. You thought the painted mountains were like, all talking to you and shit? And it just turned out you were farting a lot and it was bouncing off the cavern walls? That was hiiiiiiii
larious, dude!
Welp, good talkin' - we'll have to get together some time when I'm back in the states. You still living in Colorado?
Re: Dead bear covered with Obama signs found at school!!
Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:06 pm
by Ursa Minor
Ursa Major wrote:Ursa Minor wrote:But Yogi, the Ranger's not going to like it.
What the Ranger likes and dislikes does not concern me. He is a mere human. He cannot control Yogi; only the one in whose veins flows the royal blood of the mighty Arctodus can command Yogi to unleash his savage true nature.
Now fetch your unicycle, boy. It amuses me.
Gee, Yogi. I hope you are right.