the vynsane asylum

I fucking hate close-minded bigots.

Yesterday, I was driving home, and there were a bunch of guys in suits at a busy intersection supporting the proposed CA constitutional ban on gay marriage. They had signs that said, "Honk if you support traditional marriage: one man and one woman!" Instead, I yelled at them. It wasn't mature, but they weren't mature. They have their heads up their asses. It's no different from holding up signs saying marriage is one white man and one white woman. And, fuck, these dumb shits look like they're not going to be getting any marriage proposals from either gender anytime soon.

Seriously, man, what the fuck does it matter if two guys who are in love want to have the benefit of health insurance, or be able to enjoy the other rights of families? Am I somehow less married if Portia deRossi marries her fugly-ass girlfriend?

Goddammit, even if you think it's a mortal sin, why not pay as much attention to Matthew 7:1 (usually translated as "Judge not, lest ye be judged") as you do to frigging Leviticus? C'mon, the New Testament explicitly says the laws of the Old don't apply a few times over. If they did, we'd all be burning our food and kicking women out of the village for being on their period and not eating pork and shellfish. And stoning a lot of people for really minor stuff. Just shut up, let everyone enjoy the same rights on Earth that you do, and let God decide if anyone's done anything bad.

yeah, i had to wade through a gaggle of old farts with 'obama supports infanticide' placards a few weeks ago on my way home from the train. who are these wrinkled, useless, old, decrepit MEN to tell a WOMAN what she can and can't do to her body? ESPECIALLY when they'll turn around and vote down any funding for that child's future in any way, shape or form be it welfare or school budgetary concerns.

so i did what anyone would do. as i walked by i yelled in a demonic voice

I LIKE TO EAT DEAD BABIES!!!!!!!! RAAAARALLLARAAAAAAAAA!!!!! SATAN WANTS TO EAT YOUR SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!! BLARGHRALAREALAEARALA!!!!!

Fuck you Whitey.

What's disgusting is that they're now fearmongering worse than the love child of the KKK in the 60s and George W Bush. The current ad campaign says, "This is no longer about tolerance," trying, I guess, to imply they're something other than fucking real-life Snigtad Flornbis. It makes all these outrageous claims about churches losing tax-exempt status if they don't perform gay marriages, and schools being required to teach gay marriage to kids as early as kindergarten.

Totally untrue bullshit.

How the fuck is it defending marriage to keep it out of the hands of 10% (by most estimates) of the people in the country? You want to defend marriage, you pass a fucking constitutional amendment banning divorce.

Fucking awesome!

I totally agree with Ed Helms on this video:
http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index ... .-hysteria

I found that trying to find the video where Jon takes Santorum's ridiculous comments about gay marriage leading to us all having sex with turtles and draws out this hilarious chart. Which, oddly, I can't find.

that comparison seems a little harsh. what did the nazis ever do that was that bad?

hahahah! i love the fact that the guy won't even comment on the completely relevant question of "what effect did gay marriage ever have on your marriage with your wife?"

anarky wrote:What's disgusting is that they're now fearmongering worse than the love child of the KKK in the 60s and George W Bush. The current ad campaign says, "This is no longer about tolerance," trying, I guess, to imply they're something other than fucking real-life Snigtad Flornbis. It makes all these outrageous claims about churches losing tax-exempt status if they don't perform gay marriages, and schools being required to teach gay marriage to kids as early as kindergarten.

Totally untrue bullshit.

How the fuck is it defending marriage to keep it out of the hands of 10% (by most estimates) of the people in the country? You want to defend marriage, you pass a fucking constitutional amendment banning divorce.

Hmph. I may be old fashioned, but I don't remember getting straight marriage lessons in any grade. Kindergarten thru twelfth. What kind of idiots are using this argument?

Oh, wait..the retarded kind. Dumbfucks.

Fuck you Whitey