Welcome... Jargo

[Batman]

I see that you have made your way to the dirtiest... rest stop bathroom on the informational super... highway. On behalf of the entire Moderator Terror Squad, I would like to bid you enjoy... your... stay.

I gather from your avatar that you may have spilled ice cream on your upper chest. I will have Robin fetch a... Bat-towel.

Have fun here at vynsane.com. But if you're planning to steal any priceless... pterodactyl eggs from the Gotham Museum... or make any large, unauthorized withdrawals from the Gotham National Bank, you will find yourself on the receiving end of the 8-inch Bat-Billy Club of justice.

[The Congregation]

AMEN!!!

[Jargo]

Heh heh heh heh heh. Can't touch me. Do do da do, da do, da do - can't touch me.


I get special dispensation coz I'm retarded.


What say you shake your little Batbutt for me huh?



Huh?

[anarky]

Welcome, o ye of brown text. (Note to self: this "Jargo" may be the civilian identity of Turdeto....)

Anyone want to take bets on what happens when Snigtad meets Jargo?

[RoIIo Tomassi]

I don't think that's the real Jargo. Light brown is such a ...tacky color. I think Jargo would choose something much more...fab-u-lous...

[Batman]

What say you shake your little Batbutt for me huh?

Gladly... old chum.

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(Robin, keep one eye on this... Jargo. I suspect he is involved in the Joker's nefarious boner scheme. The Gotham National Bank is in great peril!)[/b][/color]

[vynsane]

I don't think that's the real Jargo. Light brown is such a ...tacky color. I think Jargo would choose something much more...fab-u-lous...

yeah, what, orange too good for you or something? gotta be brown? brown is almost as plain as... VANILLA!!!!!!

[mabudon]

Hey DP, good to "see" you here...

This whole thread made me recall when Elf used to work in a clothing store- I totally composed a wicked phrase for her (since she dealt with idiots, you could use a script on them)

If anyone made a comment about "well it looks nice on me but I don't know about the colour" she would reply (straight faced natch) "Perhaps you'd prefer it in the brown- you CAN get it in the brown" or some such variation

that shit cracked us up

[kidhuman]

Welcome old Emperor penguin.

[anarky]

Rollo, you dumbass.

Anything Jargo wears is fabulous. Erego, any color colour Jargo wears is therefore fabulous. Hence, by using the brown text, Jargo has rendered it fabulous.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

He certainly is a trendsetter. I stand corrected.

[Seven]

Hey Bitch, what's up Glad you made it back!

[Ran]

Its about time this site expanded to Europe. Glad you're here, Jargo.

[Jargo]

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit - how do I know I'm not a fake?

[Negative Boy]

And so it begins. It's bad enough we had that goddamn swedish muppet in here, and then those annoying wop plumbers. You let one goddamn foreigner in here and they start swarming the place like the ugly little rat beasts that they are. I, for one, will NOT be supporting the annexation of that greasy little spitball of an island. All you goddamn foreigners can sit on it. This is why I'm voting for John McCain. He wants to build a giant goddamn wall around Mexico to keep all them burrito eaters where they belong. I hope he considers doing the same for the east coast. We need to take down that stupid statue and send it back to the frogs. You, sir, are not welcome in my country. And you can take you rain with you. And that bitch Oprah. I don't know what country she's from, but I know it's not America, so she may as well leave on the same boat you people came on. Peckerwoods!