the vynsane asylum

He was abused by the Hulk in the bathroom of a Red Robin in 2003.

Thats when the Hulk grabbed him by has dick and stretched it out and fed it to him. since ten he has been a self pleaser

But it's never been the same, since he hasn't had the flavor of Hulk's shit on his cock since that day. He misses the nutty aftertaste, which is why he's so bitter.

anarky wrote:But it's never been the same, since he hasn't had the flavor of Hulk's shit on his cock since that day. He misses the nutty aftertaste, which is why he's so bitter.

Tats why he married Zorro and became Senor instead of Mister. He is a fag

Well that certainly explains it.

Well, that's one way of looking at it. Or you could check the BM thread for the real story, which might actually be nastier.

Wendy's Baconator isn't too shabby.

It's not exactly fast food, but Cheeburger Cheeburger (I think it's a national chain) has the best chain burger I have ever eaten. I was sceptical at first, since they're not cheap, but you get unlimited toppings from this massive list. One third pound of grilled cow on a fresh bun, with salsa, jalapenos, black olives, cheddar jack, red peppers, red onions, tomato, lettuce, and hot sauce... it was like my mouth had an orgasm.

And I don't mean that in the way JJL is thinking of mouth orgasms.

Cheeburger Cheeburger is the shit. There is one up the road from me and it rocks. I've never tried the One Pounder, but I have had The Serious... With some Frings.