Me Grimlock think Vyn try get rid of Grimlock. Grimlock mad, leave forum. Vyn say Romanians take over forum, delete me Grimlock by mistake. Or maybe it Romulans. Bah! They all puny fleshlings to me, Grimlock! Grimlock know Vyn jealous of Grimlock Pulitzer Prize winning wit and wisdom!
But mabudon say he miss me Grimlock. Mabudon is cool for puny fleshling. Mabudon friend of 2-1B, who Ratchet's roommate in med school. Any friend of Ratchet is friend of me Grimlock! So Grimlock back! Fleshlings should be happy!
<i>Me Captain Funtime! Me am big stupid idiot and me Captain Funtime have big butt, and butt smell, and Captain Funtime like to play with own butt!</i>