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buy a date to a movie premier with scarlett johansson
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:52 am
by vynsane
Re: buy a date to a movie premier with scarlett johansson
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:12 pm
by Rollo Tomassi
She's not your date. It's a ripoff.
(and if I'm gonna blow $18,000+ on a date, shes gonna blow me in the theatre and then put out in the limo afterwards. Big movie star or not.)
Re: buy a date to a movie premier with scarlett johansson
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:57 pm
by DarthQuack
Make she'll just let you touch yourself while staring at her in the back of the limo?
Re: buy a date to a movie premier with scarlett johansson
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:07 am
by jjreason
Just imagine though, make her laugh even once and her clothes might fall off. Some girls are like that.....
Oh, and click the link to watch her talk about the auction. It's worth it.
Re: buy a date to a movie premier with scarlett johansson
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:18 pm
by Rollo Tomassi
Holy shit, it's up to $38,000!!! I'm sorry but a Scarlett Johannson blow job ON THE RED CARPET is not worth that much.
Re: buy a date to a movie premier with scarlett johansson
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:41 pm
by anarky
I dunno. If I had 38 grand to throw away, I'd pay that much for her to blow me on the red carpet. But only if she swallowed, looked right into the E News camera, and said, "Yummy yum! I wish they bottled that shit!"
Re: buy a date to a movie premier with scarlett johansson
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:53 pm
by Rollo Tomassi
Yeah that's true. If I were ridiculously, insane mad wealthy, I'd be getting famous hot chicks to do all sorts of nasty shit in the name of charity. For $500K Natalie Portman would get ass fucked on stage at the Golden Globes while yelling "I'm a naughty girl! Fuck my dirty poop chute!".
The $500K would go to some Israeli charitable foundation.
Re: buy a date to a movie premier with scarlett johansson
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:35 pm
by Slicker
anarky wrote:I dunno. If I had 38 grand to throw away, I'd pay that much for her to blow me on the red carpet. But only if she swallowed, looked right into the E News camera, and said, "Yummy yum! I wish they bottled that shit!"
Fuck makin' her swallow. Just spray it all over her face and make her sit there with your babies on her face the whole time.