the vynsane asylum

So, yesterday, there was one of those door hangers on my front door that obnoxious companies go door to door and hand out. This was for a carpet cleaning service.

Huge text at the top of the thing said, "WE JUST CLEANED YOUR NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE!"

And, since my mind is twisted, I immediately wondered: if you live in Nevada, where prostitution is legal, do hookers go door to door hanging those things on people's front doorknobs, and they say, "WE JUST SUCKED YOUR NEIGHBOR'S COCK!"

How is that a dumb question ?

I find it quite valid.

I don't know. We get the standard realtors, home maintenance, pizza, chineese food, and home security system flyers. Like I said before, prostitution isn't legal in this county. It happens, but it isn't legal.

Besides, the neighbor on either side of us are both single women, therefore they lack the proper equipment for your flyer.

Something occured to me yesterday on the way home. They don't put flyers on the doors because they have those mobile billboards driving around for escort services and strip clubs. Some of you guys that are in a dry spell should come to Vegas. Even if you don't get laid, you could just jerk while staring at some of the billboards around town.