the vynsane asylum

Posted: **Thu Mar 18, 2004 1:19 pm**

I decided that when I have kids, I'll keep them in line with a few simple words: "You'll make Jesus cry."

Think of the power this could wield over young minds:

"Don't play with Daddy's Marvel Legends, or you'll make Jesus cry."

"Stay away from the chocolate chip cookies, or you'll make Jesus cry.

"If the door's locked and you hear Mommy and Daddy making noises, don't come in or Jesus will cry."

Those could be the most powerful words to use in controlling kiddies.

Posted: **Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:59 am**

Ah have nevair made Jesus crah, but Ah have made your mothair scream.

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 2006 8:43 pm**

So anarky, have you used 'em on Charlotte yet?

Posted: **Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:32 am**

Baby Jesus died for your sins. The least you can do is show some rev'rence, old bean.

Posted: **Sun Jan 21, 2007 8:31 am**

The only thing that ever made Jesus cry was EP stealing the Nintendo controller from him during a game of Castlevania back in 1988.

Posted: **Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:18 pm**

Oh yeah! I made that whiny little shit weep like the monsoon season! Then he tried rematching me ten years later on N64 Goldeneye and I made him cry all over again. Blubbering nancy...

the vynsane asylum

"You'll make Jesus cry!"

"You'll make Jesus cry!"