The Kingdom

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The Kingdom

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I don't want to start a new thread for every movie Snigtad makes, but this one looks like it warrants it.

Anyone want to tell the filmmakers that there is no war going on in Saudi Arabia?

Who gets to break the news that an FBI team would never go there to catch a murderer, anyway... especially since our government has spent the last six years NOT going to Saudi Arabia to catch a certain murderer from there. (Okay, he's probably in Pakistan still, but we're making a point to not find out.)

This movie just looks like it will insult intelligence on every level. I think Mr Mann may have finally overshadowed Heat with drek like this and Miami Vice.
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If Jaimee Fox gets blown the fuck up, I'll watch it.
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Michael Mann? I thought it was directed by supporting actor turned director Peter Berg.


And Giraffe told me we've been fighting a war in Saudi Arabia since 1983. He's been deployed there twice with his secret ops team.
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