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Attention all characters
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:12 pm
by Diabolical
Fuck you all.
I hope you all die.
Go to Hell.
Lick my ass.
Lick your own ass.
Lick each others asses.
Die.
Die.
Die.
Re: Attention all characters
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:19 pm
by Capt. Jack Sparrow
I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise. Gentlemen, I wash my hand of this weirdness.
Re: Attention all characters
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:25 pm
by anarky
Even me?

Re: Attention all characters
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:33 pm
by Diabolical
Capt. Jack Sparrow wrote:I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise. Gentlemen, I wash my hand of this weirdness.
Its about time you washed your cum crusted hands.
Faggot.
Re: Attention all characters
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:36 pm
by Ran
Well you certainly are a character, anarky, especially while under the influence.
Diabolical, are you assuming that don't the Bizarro Grin and Grip don't already lick each other's butts? I'd be careful inviting them to lick yours. Is anyone else perplexed on how Bizarro Grin can lick Devestator's ass if he is Devestator's sphincter?
Re: Attention all characters
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:41 pm
by Willy Wonka
Diabolical wrote:Fuck you all.
I hope you all die.
Go to Hell.
Lick my ass.
Lick your own ass.
Lick each others asses.
Die.
Die.
Die.
You're
WEIRD!
Re: Attention all characters
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:43 pm
by Negative Boy
That's right! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! All you fuckers can go die! Starting with that fucker Eternal Padawan! oh, that's right. He's already dead!! But that fuckin' mountie jjreason can go fuck up a flagpole, too. And that cocktaster Dr. Doom. And all those pussies on the moderator team. Fuck off and die to the last man!! I'm totally with Diabolical!! Good for you, pappy!!
Re: Attention all characters
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:58 pm
by The Grin
Yes, these characters are annoying because I can't go meet their mothers. But I have found Diabolical's. That's one sweet piece of cherry pie.

Re: Attention all characters
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:02 pm
by Ran
Bastard! Now I got that stupid Warrant song stuck in my head.
Re: Attention all characters
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:08 pm
by anarky
In college, they did some "event" for a week. (I'm not even sure anymore what it was.) One of the "perks" was that there was a free jukebox in the cafeteria. Most of the music on it was, by then, old, though.
Somehow, it happened that it played "Cherry Pie" constantly. It was like a big running joke. As soon as a meal started, someone would rush up to it and enter that song a few dozen (or more) times, and people would keep entering it, so the queue was just "Cherry Pie" for a few hours.
It remains in my head to this day.
Re: Attention all characters
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:14 pm
by Edward Scissorhands
You are just mean.
Re: Attention all characters
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:11 pm
by Diabolical
Willy Wonka wrote:You're WEIRD!
And you're a little too much like Michael Jackson, freakshow.
Negative Boy wrote:That's right! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! All you fuckers can go die! Starting with that fucker Eternal Padawan! oh, that's right. He's already dead!! But that fuckin' mountie jjreason can go fuck up a flagpole, too. And that cocktaster Dr. Doom. And all those pussies on the moderator team. Fuck off and die to the last man!! I'm totally with Diabolical!! Good for you, pappy!!
Thanks man! That means a lot coming from you. You and me are like brothers from another mother.
the Grin wrote:Yes, these characters are annoying because I can't go meet their mothers. But I have found Diabolical's. That's one sweet piece of cherry pie.
Fuck off fag.
Edward Scissorhands wrote:You are just mean.
And you can't masturbate.
Re: Attention all characters
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:59 pm
by Stormshadow
It is unfortunate that a few bad apples can spoil the entire pie. I believe this whole mess began when they let ruffians like that absurd Snigtad character in here. Once you humor one buffoon, you end up humoring more than you had planned.
Re: Attention all characters
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 10:08 pm
by Edward Scissorhands
Diabolical wrote:And you can't masturbate.
Not in the traditional sense, no. But I fucked your mom good, and the bitch had to get seven stitches in her vagina.
Re: Attention all characters
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:37 am
by calamity jane
Never have I seen such abuse since Ms Stubbs tried to eat my pussy, damned cocksucker of a whore she was. Fuck You Diabolical, you fuckin cocksucker. You just wait until Al gets here.