the vynsane asylum

hAPPY fATHER'S dAY TO THE FATHERS OF VYNSANE.COM!

aNARKY, cAPTAINsOLO1138, CAPTAIN FUNTIME, cOBRA cOMMANDER, dAR aRGOL, dARTH iNSTIGATOR, dARTH vADER, eTERNAL pADAWAN, JJREASON, pYROFREAK, rICHARDS, rOGUE ii, sEAMUS o'dOYLE, PEACHES, AND VYNSANE, i WISH YOU ALL THE JOYOUS FESTIVITY OF THIS SOLEMN HOLIDAY. i'LL BE BY THIS EVENING WITH MY COLLEAGUE, bIZZARO tHE gRIP, TO BUTTFUCK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU TO SLEEP. sINCE THAT'S NOT ENTIRELY OUT OF THE ORDINARY, wE'LL BE LEAVING A SPECIAL GIFT IN YOUR ASSES, FOR YOU TO SHIT OUT TOMORROW MORNING. i DON'T WANT TO SPOIL THE SURPRISE, BUT THERE'S A REASON wAL-mART DIDN'T GET ITS SCHEDULED ALLOTMENT OF "i aM yOUR fATHER'S dAY" TWO-PACKS.

kIDHUMAN, SINCE YOU'RE A STEPFATHER, i'M ONLY GOING TO 69 YOU. nO REHASHED vADER AND lUKE FIGURES FOR YOU. yOU NEED TO TRY HARDER IF YOU WANT ME LEAVING PRESENTS IN YOUR BUNGHOLE.

I have yet to pass a fucking Darth Vader figure.

This is a ripoff.

CS1138 and I were chatting yesterday. Neither of use were violated or got our figures. It's a good thing.

yeah. No anal adventure on this front either.


Oh wait.



Thats because those two lying French virgin douchebags have never had ANY kind of sex EVER, let alone father fucking. Give it up you two, the closest you've had to "amore" is giving each other handjobs at church camp when you got busted peeking in the men's shower stalls and got confined to the cabin, while the rest of the campers got to go over to the all girls camp and and play stink finger with all the cheerleaders. Fat fucking turds.