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vynsane.com's coverage of Celebration IV!!

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 5:39 pm
by Newsbot

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Hasbro has all sorts of goodies for everyone this year. Here's what we've seen so far.

30th Anniversary Collection Basic Figures:
A-Wing Pilot Tycho Celchu
Anakin Skywalker (Spirit of Hayden, presumably with swappable heads)
4-LOM (Super Articulated)
C-3PO with Salacious Crumb
Darth Malak
Darth Revan
Ewoks 2-Pack
General Grievous
Han Solo (Bespin Torture)
Hermi Odle
Lando Calrissian (Han's Closet Raider)
McQuarrie Concept Han Solo
McQuarrie Concept Snowtrooper
McQuarrie Concept Starkiller Hero/Leia Starkiller
Pharl McQuarrie (Ralph McQuarrie in Hoth Gear)
R2-D2 (Endor Feast)
Roron Corobb
Yoda & Kybuck

Battle Packs:
Target Exclusive ARC Battle Pack (2 Clone Troopers, Astromech Droid, 2 Clone Pilots)
Battle Droid Battle Pack (2 STAPs, 2 Battle Droids, 1 Silver Super Battle Droid)
Wampa Attack (Hoth Luke, Wampa, Tauntaun)

Comic Packs:
Anakin Skywalker & Assassin Droid
Bultar Swan & Koffi Arana (Purge!)
X-Wing Pilot & Baron Fel

Exclusives:
Disneyworld Exclusive Cantina Band (5 members will be made)
San Diego Exclusive Obi-Wan Kenobi & Yoda 2-pack
San Diego Exclusive 501st R2-KT
San Diego Exclusive Shadow Scout with Speederbike
Toys "R" Us Exclusive 181st Red Striped TIE Interceptor with Pilot
Toys "R" Us Exclusive Y-Wing Fighter with dedicated R5 unit
Target Exclusive "Space Whale" ARC-170 Starfighter
Obi-Wan's Jedi Starfighter with Hyperspace Ring

You can get every single one of these, provided you're willing to bend over and take the cock of every employee of Hasbro. Otherwise, don't count on these showing up at retail. Well, except for the repainted red TIE Interceptor. <snicker>

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 3:46 pm
by jjreason
That's why NO ONE reads the news anymore, the Newsbots are big fucking assholes.

Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:55 pm
by Seamus ODoyle
Amen to that, brother. Oi've said it time and time again tha' Newsbot tis nae but a wanker what like t'dress up in women's unmentionables and fuck yuir wee doggies while yuir at work. Sure'n he can go fuck hi'self. Wanker douche fuck. FUCK YOU!!

Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:08 pm
by Newsbot

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Whatever. You still owe me eight bucks, bitch.