We only came for the nachos....

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Thu May 10, 2007 7:09 pm

So I'm having tacos (NOT nachos - but I'll get to that) a couple of nights ago, and as I'm sitting there, I'm having a daydream.

In my daydream, I can vividly see this married guy - about 45 years of age - in a bunch of different situations (well, standing there anyhow, or sitting perhaps in a few of them) and he keeps saying "Oh. We only came for the nachos", and people were KILLING themselves laughing (like a laugh-track or something).

So when I realized I was out in left field and snapped out of it, I couldn't think of a blessed situation in which that line would be funny. Can anyone help me out?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu May 10, 2007 8:25 pm

It should be a recurring thing. He gets into crazy shit, and then says that.

Like he's in the middle of a Spanish Inquisition torture chamber, or a Nazi death camp, and says that.

It could be a stupid website idea.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Thu May 10, 2007 9:21 pm

I had a better recall of one scenario - the guy had walked into rough looking roadhouse saloon, wearing a Hawaaian shirt, shorts and a pool floaty around his middle (a ring one, maybe like a dinosaur) only to have something intimidating happen to him. That's when he cracked the line, and FUCK - people were HOWLING. It was very odd.

Post by **vynsane** » Thu May 10, 2007 9:28 pm

i don't know why it's funny, but it is. i was chuckling as i read it.

Rob Liefeld · Post by **Rob Liefeld** » Fri May 11, 2007 10:13 am

How about one where the guy goes into a comic convention, and I'm there, and I get on my knees and unzip his pants and suck him until I have jizz all over my chin, and then he says, "Oh, I only came for the nachos." Then it would be a double entendre, eh?

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri May 11, 2007 11:16 am

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri May 11, 2007 11:36 am

I actually think it would be funny if Rob blew some guy and he said that.

I'm imagining the dude as a more toned-down version of Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri May 11, 2007 11:43 am

I think jj has come up with the Canadian version of Benny Hill or that guy from Robocop that said "I'll buy that for a dollar!" Just toss in lots of scantily clad women.

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Sun May 13, 2007 9:46 am

I only came for the nachos....but I ended you fucking your mother.

Post by **vynsane** » Sun May 13, 2007 7:39 pm

it kinda reminds me of the sketch on "the state" where the guy would come out and say "i want to dip my balls in it" while holding two pingpong balls.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Sun May 13, 2007 9:57 pm

vynsane wrote:it kinda reminds me of the sketch on "the state" where the guy would come out and say "i want to dip my balls in it" while holding two pingpong balls.

I remember that sketch. Why isn't that series on DVD?

Post by **vynsane** » Sun May 13, 2007 10:05 pm

i don't know, but i would love to get it... there was one thing that had me in stitches, about a pair of escaped convicts stealing an imaginary car, and the cop chasing after them... also in an imaginary car. there was a steadycam shot of the tall grass on the side of the road as all three ran by, and it kind of just waved a little bit from the wind... for some reason, it killed me.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Sun May 13, 2007 10:15 pm

I liked the "Pete Rose" sketch. There was also one where it was 2 guys dressed up in some 70s outfits going on about having 428 pounds...of puddin'. Awwww yeah.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Sun May 13, 2007 10:41 pm

And they had all the puddin' in the trunk of the car!! That's some great shit.

Louie the ball dipper was fuckin' awesome too.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Sun May 13, 2007 10:51 pm

I read somewhere The State isn't on DVD because of legal issues, mainly due to the music that was used in the show.

Oh. We only came for the nachos

That has to be a punchline to a joke that involves Mexicans and porn...