Awesome Traders

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:32 am

I traded bodily fluids with JJL's momma. It was awesome.

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:24 pm

Hey, Kidhuman!

I fucked your wife.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:29 pm

You wish, she isnt like one of your teachers that have there way with minors. When ya grow some pubic hair, then come talk about women to me.

Have a nice day

Bitch

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:00 pm

Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:Hey, Kidhuman!

I fucked your wife.

Oh man, I'm pretty sure ermmm...Negative Boy or Seamus O'Doyle was gonna pop in with that one. But then I guess they thought better of it.

Senor JJL's mom likes to have her hair pulled. oh yeah.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:23 pm

Is MrJJL's mom the new Slicker's mom? I mean, it's not really fair to pick on Slim Shady while he's off saving the fucking world in Nippon.....

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 1:08 pm

jjreason wrote:Is MrJJL's mom the new Slicker's mom?

I hope not . . .

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:33 pm

I hope not too - but I have little to no control over the mindset of this unruly horde.

My advice is to keep her locked safely away from every computer on the planet, so that she never sees what's about to be unleashed.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 5:39 pm

She saw what i can unleash on her.

Giggity

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:48 pm

Two words. Wiener Sleeve.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:52 pm

Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:Hey, Kidhuman!

I fucked your wife.

His wife's in a coma!

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:28 pm

After frantically checking their Myspace pages to see whether or not you were joking, I can now respond with this:

A coma? Well, next time I'll be a little gentler.

(Shortly after I met one of my good friends a few years ago, he responded to a "your mom" joke by saying, "My mom's dead." This was just a few months after another friend's mom actually did die, so I felt all bad, and then it turned out the dickhead was just kidding. I felt like a real ass.)

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:39 pm

Speaking of dead moms. I was working at this place where we would make "Mom" cracks allnight and this one guy's mom had died like a month earlier, so we'd leave him out of it. but he busted on mymom once, and I was all "Doug, that's not really fair because we can't reciprocate y'know? I don't want to open up that can of worms."

and my friend Corey (posting here as NinjaSquirrel) goes "Dude! Don't say WORMS!!" and we all fucking lost it.

After that, I was slinging I fucked your dead mom jokes every chance I could get.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:49 pm

JJL, you're not a Seinfeld fan, are you?

By the way, the jerk store called. They're running out of you.

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:23 pm

anarky wrote:JJL, you're not a Seinfeld fan, are you?

By the way, the jerk store called. They're running out of you.

To me, that show isn't too funny. During its initial run I was a whippersnapper, so maybe I missed the boat on it (even though they still play it 80 times a day).

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:21 pm

I traded spankings with JJreasons sister last night. She has soft hands.