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tHE gRIN'S GOING ON A MISSIONARY-STYLE TRIP!

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:30 pm
by Bizarro The Grin
iT'S TRUE!

tHE gRIN WAS READING nATIONAL gEOGRAPHIC THE OTHER DAY, AND HE CAME ACROSS ONE OF THOSE ARTICLES ABOUT THE aFRICAN TRIBES WHERE THE WOMEN HAVE SAGGY TITTIES AND GO TOPLESS. aND HE REALIZED THAT THERE IS NO ONE THERE TO FUCK THE MOTHERS OF aFRICA! sO, ONCE HE GETS HIS BUSINESS IN ORDER, HE'S GOING ON AN EXTENDED TRIP TO aFRICA TO BRING THE JOYS OF MOTHERFUCKING TO THE HEATHEN TRIBES.

hE ASKED ME TO GO ALONG WITH HIM TO SPREAD THE JIZM IN THE FATHERS OF aFRICA, TOO, BUT THERE'S NO WAY i COULD GO. aSIDE FROM BEING AWAY FROM cAPTAINsOLO1138'S TIGHT ASS, i'D MISS dANCING wITH tHE sTARS!

hE MAY BE TAKING bIZZARO tHE gRIP WITH HIM TO FILL THIS ROLE, BUT THEY'RE CURRENTLY IN NEGOTIATIONS AS TO HOW MUCH THE POSITION PAYS. (tHE gRIN THINKS bIZZARO tHE gRIP SHOULD DO IT OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF HIS HEART, BUT btg BELIEVES HE SHOULD BE COMPENSATED FOR ALL THE DILDOS AND STUFF HE'LL HAVE TO BUY OUT OF HIS OWN POCKET.)

tHE gRIN MAY NOT BE AROUND DURING HIS TRIP, BUT tHE gRIP AND i WILL BE CERTAIN TO CONTINUE PLEASURING YOUR PARENTS.


:D

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:05 pm
by The Grin
:thegrin:

Goddammit. I'd slap you over the head with a king sized dildo, but you'd probably enjoy it too much. The trip is getting postponed for a bit while have global intenet access installed on the Pimp-mobile. Eternal Padawan's mother gets real freaky on the web cam, you know. I can't miss that.

:thegrin:

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:48 pm
by Eternal Padawan
Speaking of WebCams...What do Fidel Castro's unwashed balls taste like?

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:52 pm
by bIZZARO tHE gRIP
sORT OF LIKE TU PADRE'S BUT WEETH MORE HAIR Y UN SLIGHT HINT OF UN CIGAR DE cUBANO MAS FINA.

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:19 pm
by Eternal Padawan
From the look of things, it didn't look like he was giving you much of a choice. I didn't think a man could scream that high.

But you ARE French, you pussy.

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:06 pm
by kidhuman
I thought he was gonna go to Africa and fuck Pegger or something.