Quickly! Everyone respond!

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:01 pm

Seriously, respond to this thread before it gets deleted:

That means you, too, EP.

Post by **vynsane** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:26 pm

holy crap. he's gone.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:31 pm

Yeah, I really hope that someone close to him in the real world sees this sort of behavior and acts on it. You can't really e-mail someone you don't know very well and say, "You were always crazy, but now, given your history, I'm seriously worried about your mental health."

Of course, that doesn't mean you're not a cumguzzling gutterslut, vyn. So change the goddamned colors back already!

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:38 pm

I honestly dont know what to think about it. He has lost it.

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:46 pm

man, JT's gonna hit the fucking ROOF- aren't you gonna be on the hook KH??

you are abetting after all

But that is seriously fucked up.... SERIOUSLY.. shit, maybe we SHOULD invite him here and straighten him out..............

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:56 pm

Solo has made the thread-killer post- as if that sucker needed one

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:57 pm

Tycho wrote:I'm at a stage in crafting my novel where one of five important sex scenes takes place and I have to write it.

I figure if less is more, I'll edit out some stuff in rewrites. It's not THAT graphic, but everything that's suggestable is being suggested. I may take the third scene up to the explicit level as it is seriously important to the character development in the story.

My novel is highly focused on sex and violence, of which I supply a generous amount, and the point is to be immoral and gratuitous with what's featured. That's my style and should someone not like that, they shouldn't read it, though I'm also likely to get the "fans" who might read my work so that they can enjoy denying they liked it.

But I feel kind of dirty or exposed writing this stuff. It's a lot about duplicitous, usery relationships that use sex as a weapon and anyone's insight into my own psyche just from reading this stuff would think that the author's a bit f'd-up.

But it feels like there's nowhere but down to go from here. In other words, if it's that "bad," then it's time to make it even worse (think Basic Instinct scenes getting more provocative by the page-turn, combined with even more headgames and violence).

Naturally, because it's me, I have historical and fantasy fiction and politcial stories running concurrent with this stuff, but that gives me the option of having a lot of substance to my story remaining if I tone back a bit of the eroticism in future re-writes.

What to do? I'm just musing as I take a break and calm myself down. I got myself excited about what I'd wrote.

El Chuxter wrote:
Tycho wrote:My novel is highly focused on sex and violence, of which I supply a generous amount, and the point is to be immoral and gratuitous with what's featured.
You realize that's how Bill O'Reilly defended the clunky sex scenes in his novels, right?

But, seriously, please tell me an Ewok is involved. Better yet if it's four Ewoks in S&M gear and a fat Portuguese lady with a slight moustache.

El Chuxter wrote:And a rubber chicken. Can't forget the rubber chicken.

Tycho wrote:
El Chuxter wrote:You realize that's how Bill O'Reilly defended the clunky sex scenes in his novels, right?
Well, then I'll have one reader. Jim Webb might be my other. lol

Maybe I'll keep the mention of whichever political party some of my corrupt characters belong to, just kept out of it. It's not important to the story. Only the idea of what they're up to, is.

Meanwhile, there are no Ewoks or a fat Portugese woman with a mustache.

But there might be a young Angelina Jolie type (about 10 years younger or a little more) who gets great mileage out of nude scenes.

This is such that I envision this work as the story behind a movie idea, and that the casting approach should be done in strip clubs, seeing if any of the "talent" can also emote and act (and use various weapons besides a stripper pole).

jedi master sal wrote:
El Chuxter wrote:You realize that's how Bill O'Reilly defended the clunky sex scenes in his novels, right?

But, seriously, please tell me an Ewok is involved. Better yet if it's four Ewoks in S&M gear and a fat Portuguese lady with a slight moustache.
None of that for him. It's ALL about the mouse droids!

darthvyn wrote:how many midgets are in it?

Kidhuman wrote:Midgets in Fat suits to be more specific?

CaptainSolo1138 wrote:Midgets in fat Ewok suits.

Is there any girl/girl action in this book, Tycho, or should I just expect straight guy/girl action? I like to switch t up on occasion. After all, eating Frosted Flakes for breakfast every day would get kinda boring, wouldn't it?

mabudonicus wrote:Musssst......NOT.......respond.......
ARRRGH!!!!
Okay, there's at least three things wrong with this thread I can think of right off......

Someones gonna feel the burn soon I'll wager

Good Luck tycho!!!!

Isobaws&

CaptainSolo1138 wrote:
mabudonicus wrote:Someones gonna feel the burn soon I'll wager
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Does a character get syphilis?! What a page turner!

"Oh, no! The condom fell off!", he said in a panic.

"It's OK.", she responded. "I've already got AIDS."

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:02 pm

Put a fork in that sucker, she's DONE, nice archival work on that one, 'Nark'

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:50 pm

Goddammit. I go to lunch and miss all the fun stuff.

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:54 pm

Sorry, somethin else will happen again soon at this rate

Solos "last comment" (lickety split) was BEAUTIFUL, it was almost like the whole thread was planned- either the lack of interest or lesbians completed the entire thread

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:01 pm

I was torn between closing it and sending it to books for that mod to deal with it since it was about a book.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:03 pm

Holy crap, that scared me. He got HIMSELF excited thinking about what he had just written. I feel exposed being in the same internet as him.

*shudders*

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:07 pm

You know, even tho I know no-ones changed it, the fucking thing gets creepier and weirder every time I re-visit it- second what EP said

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:10 pm

Double post.

If I HAD logged on in time my post would have said:

"Tell me more! I have one hand down my pants, just ready and waiting for details!!!!"

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:39 pm

So, what's brewin' in the mod forum over there? Is he finally getting the boot?