the vynsane asylum

It came UPS overnight. No return address, no packing list, nothing. It contained some weird mechanical parts, and what looked like part of a huge, gold codpiece.

The strangest fucking thing, I tell you.

Anyone make anything of it?

Look around to see if you can find a toggle switch. Change it from the O.F.F. position to the O.N. position. Let us know what happens.

Damn, I sent you the wrong package, mail it back to me please.

I think Batman might be the best bet to getting an answer, 'nark, so maybe you could summon him and he can sort shit out for us- whatever you do, don't report it to the Boston police or you're goin to Gitmo

Did you look like this after the package was delivered?

Ye gods, that is the most wrong thing in existence, this side of vyn's fucking with our avatars!

Bats, I dropped that stuff in the mail today. I hope you don't mind, I sent it same-day delivery with postage due. It'll run you about $73.57 to receive the package. But if a millionaire like Bruce is getting your package... Actually, I think it's his young ward, Dick, who's getting your package.

I got a UPS package today without any labels or anything. Mine seems to have some grey metal, cables, and a hilt of a giant sword. Strange, since I didn't order anything like this. I'll have to pass it on to Batman.