Why couldnt I get this pizza

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:01 am

What a fuckin delivery and to the wrong house too.

http://www.wdbj7.com/Global/story.asp?s=5991365

Newsbot · Post by **Newsbot** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:40 am

A Roanoke man got a little bit more than he bargained for after a recent pizza delivery.  Two weeks ago, Jemarh Fuell ordered pizza and wings from the Melrose Avenue Pizza Hut.

The delivery man brought the order to his house, Fuell says when he separated the boxes, he found what he initially thought was a bag of seasoning.

On closer inspection, he discovered it was marijuana -that's when he called police.

Fuell, who works as a juvenile detention officer- worries what would have happened if his two-year-old daughter would have found the bag first.

The president of the franchise, Michael McClellan says there's an ongoing investigation into the allegations and the company is attempting to work with police.

Post by **vynsane** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:46 am

and the two year old would've done what, exactly? rolled it into a doob and smoked it??? just shoved the entire bag into her mouth?? sold it for 100% profit?

and you're surprised that a pizza hut delivery boy had ganj on him? YOU must be the one who's high...

that's why i don't read the news anymore. it's too retarded.

Seamus ODoyle · Post by **Seamus ODoyle** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:59 pm

I dinnae appro'e o' yiur filthy stinkweed. No man's a man what can't take 'is poison in the foerm o' a pint o' Guiness! Ye sallys'll face the workin' end o' my boot, of tha' ye can be sure.

But first, Oi'll buy me mate, O'Doogan a pint!

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:11 pm

They're still using the Pizza Hut sign from 15 years ago, no wonder there's weed everywhere.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:20 pm

Pizza Hut pizza always goes thru me like somebody uncapped a fire hydrant. I quite literally have assburn when i get done shitting it out the next morning. Why does Pizza Hut do that to people? Why?

Pizza Hut, what do you have against my asshole?

Jamaica Bob · Post by **Jamaica Bob** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:54 am

Hey Mon, dat waz my pizza!
Boy did dey screw up dee address, mon.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:06 am

So you're from Jamacia, eh?

Is that anywhere near Jamaica?

Jamaica Bob · Post by **Jamaica Bob** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:27 am

Dat could be why I did not get me pizza, mon.

Post by **vynsane** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 9:04 am

anarky wrote:So you're from Jamacia, eh?

what the hell are you talking about?

and he's from jamaica, queens, i think....

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 9:49 am

vynsane wrote:
anarky wrote:So you're from Jamacia, eh?
what the hell are you talking about?

and he's from jamaica, queens, i think....

HOLLIS IN THE MOTHA FUCKIN HIZZZZOUSE BIZNATCH!!!!!!

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:16 pm

Why couoldnt u SUCK MY DICK!!!!!

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:22 pm

Because no one else here is gay but you snigtad.

Burn Nigga

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:56 pm

Now we have a representative from Jamaica? The Irish are here, and the US and Canadians...does anyone else get the feeling Vyn is trying to get his own little United Nations thing going so he can legaly take over the world?