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Because we're Americans...

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:00 pm
by Slicker
...we can now have people search the internet for us!!!!


http://www.chacha.com/


Click "search with guide" and it's an actual person in a chat room finding what you want.


It was on another one of my forums and they had some pretty funny conversations.

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 5:47 pm
by Slicker
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TinaR
TinaR: Welcome to ChaCha!
TinaR: Hi
You: heya
You: i seriously need to know about ramen noodles, i was accused of something
ridiculous
TinaR: Let me look for you
You: thanks
You: that might help, i think i'm needing more of a history type thing
TinaR: Take your time viewing these sites and let me know if they are
sufficient.
You: righteous: TinaR: Are these results sufficient?
You: mostly, can you check one last thing?
TinaR: Sure
You: any record of ramen noodles being used in criminal activity?
You: it may relate to chinese poverty
TinaR: There ya go
You: amazing
TinaR: This may be what you were looking for
TinaR: Thank you for searching with ChaCha.
You: thanks a cup (that's a ramen noodle joke, as opposed to ton)
TinaR:
TinaR: Have a great night
You:
TinaR: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:36 pm
by Zero
SELF DIAGNOSTIC: EXPERIENCING PHYSICAL SENSATION:
PREVENTATIVE MEASURES: IMPROPER OPERATION

CANNOT PREVENT GIGGLING

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:56 pm
by kidhuman
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: rhodal
rhodal: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
rhodal: Hi how are you?
You: been better been worse
You: yourself?
rhodal: Not bad
rhodal: Would you like recipes for beef stroganoff?
You: actually looking for different uses besides consumption
rhodal: What do you mean?
You: like cleaning, decorations and such
rhodal: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: different uses for beef stroganoff
rhodal: I'm sorry but this is a recipe and food item?
rhodal: Just a moment.
You: i understand, there are no helpful art hints and tips for it?
rhodal: I'm sending one you can lose weight on.
You: i am not fat though
You: I am 6 foot tall weigh 175
rhodal: Sorry didn't mean to say that you are
You: its ok
You: nothing on decorations?
rhodal: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: anything else?
rhodal: While I am searching, have you had a chance to look at the relevant links at the side of the page?
You: try beef stroganoff and decorations
You: these are mostly recipes
You: I know how to make it
rhodal: OK just a moment
rhodal: i"m sorry I can find no matches for these I can transfer you to another guide.
You: no thats ok, thank you
rhodal: Are you looking for meat art?
You: havent tried that yet
You: will do though thanks
rhodal: Sorry have a good night.

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:07 pm
by kidhuman
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LAVETTEL
LAVETTEL: Welcome to ChaCha!
LAVETTEL: Hello.
You: I need information on tumors with hair
LAVETTEL: One moment please.
You: can you see if there are pictures?
LAVETTEL: Yes.
You: the ahiriest one you can find
You: hiriest*
You: I wanna see one that looks like a wookie
LAVETTEL: Like what?
You: a wookie
You: from star wars
You: Chewbacca
You: Rawwwwr

5 minutes later


LAVETTEL: I am going to transfer you to another guide for help.
LAVETTEL: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:19 am
by Slimmie
kidhuman wrote: You: I wanna see one that looks like a wookie
LAVETTEL: Like what?
You: a wookie
You: from star wars
You: Chewbacca
You: Rawwwwr
Holy LOL

Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:48 pm
by kidhuman
I have had a few more chats there, it is kind of fun when you are bored.

Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 6:21 pm
by Ran
I tried to do a search for Chuck Norris' mustache, but it wouldn't connect. Bastards.