the vynsane asylum

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 3:24 pm**

i GOT A MOTHERLOAD! i MEAN A FATHERLOAD!

ukwILDcAT'S DAD GOT ME THE BEST PRESENT. hE STUCK HIS WHOLE FOOT IN MY ASS AND WIGGLED IT WHILE HE BLEW ME!

tHE BLOWJOBS FROM rOGUE ii'S DAD, aNARKY'S DAD, kIDHUMAN'S DAD, AND sANTA cLAUS WERE PRETTY DAMNED COOL, TOO. (sANTA MAY COME ACROSS LIKE A HARDASS, BUT HE'S TOTALLY INTO WHATEVER GAY SHIT i CAN COME UP WITH!)

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:28 am**

Batman, stop beating around the bush and ban this fucking clown.

Unless, that is, you're into his sick shit.

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2006 3:11 pm**

Ah got a, how you say? A rock.

Of course, Ah should mentain zat "a rock" is your mothair's pet name for taking eet een zee style of zee doggies for sevain hoairs straight, ho ho ho ho!

Posted: **Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:46 am**

FAGSQ!!!!!!

the vynsane asylum

wHAT'D YOU FUCKERS GET FOR cHRISTMAS?

wHAT'D YOU FUCKERS GET FOR cHRISTMAS?