I haev ben away, been busey fukcing all sorts of biches. Butt I am back again + haev som news 4 u faggs, on the way hoeme my mom drove buy the fagget store, and guess who was in the windoe, ETARNAL PADEWAN!!!!!!!
oh god dam i burnd ur ass good, BIUCH!!!
Jist got hoamme!
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Snigtad Flornbi
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NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
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Eternal Padawan
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Well, technically, I was in the Lesbian Boutique next door, which is attached to the faggot store by one of those interior doors. I was returning a Lesbian I had purchased a week ago. Turns out I only needed two lesbians and a Bi-Curious Amer-Asian stripper to fulfill my fantasy. (But that's a diff story)
But I did notice your dad and uncle in there buying out the whole fucking place like it was a clearance sale. I always thought those size dildos were just prop joke things. But damn if Snigtad's dad didn't drop trou and plop his baggy ass right down over the top of it like he was a human condom applying himself to The Grin's big cock.
I think that's why your mom drove by in the first place. To give you an eyeful of what you had waiting for you when she got you home. Uninterrupted anal abuse for the entire Holiday Week.
Savor the burn, shithole.
But I did notice your dad and uncle in there buying out the whole fucking place like it was a clearance sale. I always thought those size dildos were just prop joke things. But damn if Snigtad's dad didn't drop trou and plop his baggy ass right down over the top of it like he was a human condom applying himself to The Grin's big cock.
I think that's why your mom drove by in the first place. To give you an eyeful of what you had waiting for you when she got you home. Uninterrupted anal abuse for the entire Holiday Week.
Savor the burn, shithole.
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Bizarro The Grin
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aW, eTERNAL pADAWAN, AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH TOGETHER, YOU STILL MIX ME AND MY NON-BIZARRO PAL UP? tHE EASIEST WAY TO TELL IS TO LOOK FOR THE BIG, BLACK DICK. i HAVE ONE, HE DOESN'T. hOPEFULLY YOU CAN GET IT STRAIGHT AFTER TONIGHT. i HOPE YOU DON'T MIND. i INVITED gREGOR TO JOIN US. iF YOU ENJOY IT, MAYBE HIS BROTHER rODGER CAN COME OVER SOMETIME, TOO. hE CAN NEVER BE A FATHER AFTER THAT LITTLE INCIDENT IN 'nAM, BUT AS LONG AS HE ONLY PENETRATES YOU AND NOT ME, THEN WE WON'T BE TECHNICALLY BREAKING THE RULES.Eternal Padawan wrote:But damn if Snigtad's dad didn't drop trou and plop his baggy ass right down over the top of it like he was a human condom applying himself to The Grin's big cock.
"fREUD SAID, 'sOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR.'
oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."
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oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."
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