b gRINNY: tHE ALARM CLOCK THAT FUCKS YOUR DAD!

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b gRINNY: tHE ALARM CLOCK THAT FUCKS YOUR DAD!

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bIZZARO tHE gRIP SENT ME THIS LINK THIS MORNING, AND i THINK IT'S TOO FUNNY, HAD TO SHARE:

i LOVE THE LAST 2 PHOTOS OF IT, THE ONE WHERE IT'S BUSTING A NUT IN YOUR DADDY'S ASSHOLE AND THE ONE WHERE IT'S WIPING ITS LIQUID LOVE OFF YOUR DAD'S CHIN LIKE A NAUGHTY CLOCK.

i PERSONALLY DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH OTHER GUYS FUCKING YOUR DAD ANYMORE, i SIMPLY KEEP MY BALLS SO FAR OUT OF REACH THAT BY THE TIME HIS OTHER BOYFRIENDS STOP BY FOR SWEET LOVING, i'M OUT OF RANGE OF GETTING THOSE NUTS PINCHED BETWEEN SOME MAN'S THRUSTING COCK AND YOUR DADDY'S SLOPPY WET HOLE, BUT i KNOW SO MANY PEOPLE WHO ARE ADDICTED TO THAT GAY DADDY-LOVING MONOGAMY.

iT'D BE BETTER IF IT WERE A CLOCK WITH A BIG, BLACK DICK LIKE ITS NAMESAKE, LESS FRAGILE AND ALWAYS LIT, BRIGHTER TOO; AND SAYING IT CAN TAKE A 2 FOOT COCK ISN'T MUCH, MOST FATHERFUCKERS i HAVE SEEN ARE ABOUT A FOOT LONGER. sTILL, THE IDEA IS FUNNY ENOUGH AND MAYBE EVEN PRACTICAL FOR SOME DADDIES WHO CAN'T GET ENOUGH BUTTLOVE (LIKE cAPTAINsOLO1138), THOUGH i BET YOU'LL BE PLENTY AWAKE AFTER HAVING YOUR CLOCK WAKE YOU UP WITH 2 FEET OF HAIRY DICK.


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"fREUD SAID, 'sOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR.'

oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."

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iF TU CLICK EL LINK, TU PUEDE SEE EL PROTOTYPE DEL iNVENTOR, WHICH WAS ECOVERED EN LOS DILDOS MUY GRANDE. THEY WILL BE OFFERING UN VERSION ESIMILAR NEXT ANO.
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zAT ES ME, FOCKING TU PADRE!
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Its a hailfire droid with a black penis
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