REVWEW MILENUIM FLACON TRANSFOMRE!!!!!!!!!

[nerbler]

OK I GOSTR TEHREE OFF THEIS ON BALCK FRIDDAE AND HERS MY REVEIW IM SURE YUO ALL HAEC IT ALREDU BUT FOR ME IT IS NEW FRO ME SO I WIL REVEIR IT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS ORETY GOOD AND EVN THOGUHG I CANT FIGGUR OUT HOW TO MKAE IT INTO ANYTHIGN ALL THERRE OF THE ONSE I GOT ARE NBOT BORKEN INTO PICES LIEK THAT GODAM GENERAL GRIEVUS PICE OF CARP!!!!!!!!! I AKS TO YOI CAN YUO HELP ME TO MAEK IT INTO SOEMTHIGN COS I BET IT WULKD BE EBVNE COLER IF I MAED IT INTO SOMEWHITNG

[anarky]

I ran this through a translation website, and it said:

I recently acquired the new toy from Hasbro, which is known in the common parlance as "Millennium Falcon Transformer." Though you chaps likely own this work of art, I shall henceforth proceed to proclaim my own opinions. Though the precise intended utilization of said device continues to elude me despite my best efforts, it is obviously of far superior craftsmanship than my previous acquisition of a similar type, the "General Grievous Transformer." If any of you blokes could assist me in my continued fruitless efforts to shift this into its intended form, I would be eternally grateful.

That's the last time I use http://www.translatetobizarrosnigtadflornbish.com.

[Eternal Padawan]

THis is the only honest Star Wars toy because it concedes that Chewbacca and Han Solo were gay, and it forces them to copulate to accomplish something. Bravo Hasbro for being pro-gay marriage!!

[nerbler]

SO NOEBODYE CAN HRELP HE MAKIEMN INTO AENETHIGN I LEKI ITHEM BUT THEYU WULDE BE BETER IF THEY LUKED MOER LIEK SOEHIWINGE THKNS FOIR MAKIG MYU OPST EASESAR TO RAED ANAKRY

[kidhuman]

You suck nerbler

[Eternal Padawan]

I think you are supposed to take them out of the box, Nerbler. It's much easier to get Han and Chewie to butt fuck each other if they aren't constrained by those little plastic twist ties.

[Slicker]

You suck nerbler

Hey!! Leave him alone!

That's exactly how things went sour on RS is by some dooshe flamin' this poor little guy.