If there could only be one more movie, ever
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We've pretty much scratched Smith off the duty roster of greatest film ever. I would hire Michael Bay as my 2nd Unit Director so he could blow up a ton of shit without ever interacting with the cast.
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Well, I did say modern remake, so we can replace most of the midgets with Naked Ninja Lesbians. The NNL could do battle with an army of Amazon warriors. Then, the NNL and Amazons unite behind Halle Berry in her Storm get-up to battle a Super-Sentinal that looks like IG-88 and his army of mutants that pilot gun pods from Matrix 3. After the battle, their victory party would put the the Ewok celebration to shame.Eternal Padawan wrote:That would not be nearly enough naked. Not nearly enough.
And also, too much midget. Just a smattering of midget. Mostly ninjas and sex.
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Hello QOTD, nice to see you again.Slimmie wrote:Man, I'll have to admit, as I was reading that I started to get a little bit worried. I kept reading further and further down the list with no mention of sex or nudity. Glad to see you didn't let me down. My choice would be exactly like that, minus the first 24 items.
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Where am I on this screenplay you ask? Well, since you ask, I have not started it. But I am researching it. Every night in bed, I vigorously research hot topless chick ninjas with my right hand. Then i fall asleep.
So, the movie is coming along VERY nicely...
So, the movie is coming along VERY nicely...
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Re: If there could only be one more movie, ever
Ha. Given the career trajectories of Singer and Spacey, this didn’t age well.
Ha part 2. Be careful what you wish for.Runner-up would be a PJ-directed Hobbit, followed by a good Green Lantern movie.
It’s weird to think that one shitty GL movie made the property toxic to WB for almost two decades.
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Re: If there could only be one more movie, ever
In a recent Q&A, Ryan Reynolds said they had too much time and money when making Green Lantern. They were too many people involved, and they tried fixing everything with CGI instead of through writing. It was they logic they used to use when making movies.
It is also funny that quote mentions the Hobbit. Supposedly Amazon is considering remaking the LOTR movies.
It is also funny that quote mentions the Hobbit. Supposedly Amazon is considering remaking the LOTR movies.