Happy Thanksgiving, citizens
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:12 pm
As I will be taking the next few days off to visit my... family in... New Jersey, I will not be around to wish my fellow citizens of vynsane.com a happy... Thanksgiving.
This is a time for family, and so my young ward and I, in our civilian guises, shall enjoy much... turkey and... Bat-cranberries.
The forums should be safe for a few days, as even evildoers take the day off to be with their loved ones. It may be prudent, however, for anyone in the vicinity of the Gotham National... Bank to... keep an eye open. I have no doubt that Dell Rusk is so... depraved that he may not honor this greatest of American holidays.
And so, after dropping off a large turkey for Homeless Man to eat with his fellow gutter-dwellers, I shall hop in the... Batmobile and begin the drive to New Jersey to see my parents.
What, you thought my parents were dead? No, that's just a... myth. Of course, they're alive and well and living in a retirement community outside Hoboken.
This is a time for family, and so my young ward and I, in our civilian guises, shall enjoy much... turkey and... Bat-cranberries.
The forums should be safe for a few days, as even evildoers take the day off to be with their loved ones. It may be prudent, however, for anyone in the vicinity of the Gotham National... Bank to... keep an eye open. I have no doubt that Dell Rusk is so... depraved that he may not honor this greatest of American holidays.
And so, after dropping off a large turkey for Homeless Man to eat with his fellow gutter-dwellers, I shall hop in the... Batmobile and begin the drive to New Jersey to see my parents.
What, you thought my parents were dead? No, that's just a... myth. Of course, they're alive and well and living in a retirement community outside Hoboken.