the vynsane asylum

Hey, guys!

Just to give you a heads-up on the behind-the-scenes aspects of things, Mr Millar has had some unforeseen problems meeting the final deadline, and Joe Quesada has asked me to take time off my busy schedule to fill in and finish up this massive crossover. I always like to make time for Marvel--sure, they ripped off almost all of my characters, but I see no reason not to let bygones be bygones.

So far, this has been the greatest, most massive and successful crossover in the history of pointless crossovers. We've met great new characters like Richard Simmons and Jeff Probst, witnessed the vynsane.com debut of nerbler, seen shocking revelation after shocking revelation, and even said goodbye to some old friends. (Bizarro JediTricks dead? Can it be?)

So, to ensure that this crossover ends on the most resounding, fan-pleasing note possible, we're going to do something truly unprecedented and allow you, the fans, to decide how everything ultimately ends. Now, keeping in mind that some things have already been decided upon--you won't believe what's in store for Spider-Man!--vote on which of the following incredibly original ideas you want to see occur in the final chapters of this crossover. Please vote only once per multiple identity.

Thanks from all of us here at vynsane.com and Awesome! Entertainment!

why do i like comics again?

Dance Party!!! And, if peaches happens to hook up with Caesar, that's their business.

I voted for peaches and Caesar hooking up. I think it will end in divorce of the prequels. 20-1 odds here on it.

I don't care, just as long as Bizarro The JabbaJohnL isn't very talkative.

Dance party As long as someone invites some hot chicks.

I voted for dance party as well, just so I can laugh at Grimlock when his puny arms can't form the "M" during "YMCA".

I've been to a dance party in all of your mother's beds...or kitchen tables...or bent over a chair...or in the produce aisle...or in the back of a taxi...pretty much wherever. You get the idea.

I don't know about this infinity gauntlet, but that reminds me that Liefeld's mother loves a good fisting.

The Grin wrote:Liefeld's mother loves a good fisting.

You're telling me! Oh my God, does she ever!!

After further consideration, I'd like to write in a vote for "Many feet making swift contact with Rob Liefeld's nuts."

Robin wrote:Citizen CaptainSolo, you will be presently suprised when you see Batman on the dance floor. He can cut a rug with the best of them.

Why, thank you, old chum. I'm... quite looking forward to doing the Bat-tussi if "dance party" wins.