i'VE DONE THE FIRST FORTY CHAPTERS SO FAR. iT'S A ROLICKING ROMANTIC COMEDY/ADVENTURE SET ON THE PLANET uRANUS. iT FEATURES nAPOLEON bONAPARTE, A CYBERNETIC JIVE-TALKING COW NAMED gARY, AND THOUSANDS OF TOWNSPEOPLE FROM bURBANK.
iT'S A FIRST-PERSON OMNISCIENT STREAM-OF-CONSCIOUSNESS DECONSTRUCTION OF THE CAPITALIST DISAFFECTION WITH POSTMODERN ALIENATION OF THE oPUS dEI CONSPIRACY CONCERNING ILLEGAL mUSLIM IMMIGRANTS WISHING TO MARRY THEIR GAY PARTNERS AND HAVE ABORTIONS. bUT, MOST OF ALL, IT IS AN INTIMATE LOVE STORY FOR THE AGES.
Is this the one where Judy Jetson, Martin Van Buren and the bill-less platypus are playing nine holes of golf? And then the air sirens go off because Bolivia has been building a nuclear weapon and set it off in the Mexican capital, but no one notices? And i think there was a scene with a woodchipper and some bags of trash with old burritos from some Mexican restaurant.
"Say Jim! WHOOOO! That is a bad outFIT! Whooo!"--Pimp, Superman The Movie "You're an idiot, Starscream." --Megatron,Transformers: The Movie
Bizarro The Grin wrote:i'VE DONE THE FIRST FORTY CHAPTERS SO FAR. iT'S A ROLICKING ROMANTIC COMEDY/ADVENTURE SET ON THE PLANET uRANUS. iT FEATURES nAPOLEON bONAPARTE, A CYBERNETIC JIVE-TALKING COW NAMED gARY, AND THOUSANDS OF TOWNSPEOPLE FROM bURBANK.
iT'S A FIRST-PERSON OMNISCIENT STREAM-OF-CONSCIOUSNESS DECONSTRUCTION OF THE CAPITALIST DISAFFECTION WITH POSTMODERN ALIENATION OF THE oPUS dEI CONSPIRACY CONCERNING ILLEGAL mUSLIM IMMIGRANTS WISHING TO MARRY THEIR GAY PARTNERS AND HAVE ABORTIONS. bUT, MOST OF ALL, IT IS AN INTIMATE LOVE STORY FOR THE AGES.
tHE WORKING TITLE IS iNSIDE yOUR fATHER'S fANNY.
This would never work, realistically. Muslims don't like to have butt sex with each other. They are no gay muslims anywhere in the world, ever and if you think that you are just a big dummy. So you can't realistically expect anyone to read a book and gay muslim fanny sex. And the title has no relation to the interior of the book, so it would cause confusiuon and mass panic attacks all over the easterly seaboard where all the liberals read stuff. Basically, it's just a retarded idea for a book. You should know better.
hERE'S AN EXCERPT FROM MY NEW BOOK! hOPE YOU LIKE IT!
"i SLID EASILY INTO YOUR FATHER'S ANUS. iT WAS A PERFECT FIT--AS IF HIS CORNHOLE HAD BEEN DESIGNED BY gOD TO FIT MY BIG, BLACK DICK. 'i DIDN'T EVEN NEED HIS SALIVA AS LUBRICANT,' i REFLECTED, 'BUT WHY PASS UP AN AMAZING BLOWJOB LIKE THAT?' oUR BODIES ROCKED BACK AND FORTH, LIKE AN OLD LADY IN A ROCKING CHAIR, ONLY THIS WAS AN OLD MAN. fINALLY, WE CLIMAXED TOGETHER. hIS ANUS SQUEEZED UPON MY COCK, AND HOT SHIT AND SEMEN OOZED DOWN MY LEG. 'hE COULD GET A MILLION DOLLARS A BUTTFUCK,' THOUGHT i, 'IF HE WASN'T SO WILLING TO GIVE IT UP FOR FREE.'"
NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
Bizarro The Grin wrote:hERE'S AN EXCERPT FROM MY NEW BOOK! hOPE YOU LIKE IT!
"i SLID EASILY INTO YOUR FATHER'S ANUS. iT WAS A PERFECT FIT--AS IF HIS CORNHOLE HAD BEEN DESIGNED BY gOD TO FIT MY BIG, BLACK DICK. 'i DIDN'T EVEN NEED HIS SALIVA AS LUBRICANT,' i REFLECTED, 'BUT WHY PASS UP AN AMAZING BLOWJOB LIKE THAT?' oUR BODIES ROCKED BACK AND FORTH, LIKE AN OLD LADY IN A ROCKING CHAIR, ONLY THIS WAS AN OLD MAN. fINALLY, WE CLIMAXED TOGETHER. hIS ANUS SQUEEZED UPON MY COCK, AND HOT SHIT AND SEMEN OOZED DOWN MY LEG. 'hE COULD GET A MILLION DOLLARS A BUTTFUCK,' THOUGHT i, 'IF HE WASN'T SO WILLING TO GIVE IT UP FOR FREE.'"
Bizarro The Grin wrote:hERE'S AN EXCERPT FROM MY NEW BOOK! hOPE YOU LIKE IT!
"i SLID EASILY INTO YOUR FATHER'S ANUS. iT WAS A PERFECT FIT--AS IF HIS CORNHOLE HAD BEEN DESIGNED BY gOD TO FIT MY BIG, BLACK DICK.
Ohohoho!!! Dat sho make me bust a gut when one o' you skinny little white peckers done hisself up in whiteface and pretend he got a big ol' black dick!! Dat sho is some funny shit fo sure!! I might come down dere to Conneticut or wherever you is and beat you to def wit my dick!! Jus' so you know what a big black dick is befo' you die! Dat sho' is some funny ass whitey shit! Yassah!!
This book sounds interesting. I might read it, as long as there are pictures.
"Jim? Who the hell is this 'Jim' character? I was gonna say something about that guy and his bad outfit, but you start talking about Jim. C'mon, tell me who Jim is. Are you cheating on me?"
I THINK I REMEMBER THIS MOVIE COMING OUT AROUND 2020. IT WENT THROUGH SEVERAL STUDIOS AND HAD SEVERAL DIRECTORS ATTACHED. EVENTUALLY CHRIS MARTIN, THE LIMPDICK LEAD SINGER OF COLDPLAY AND MANWIFE TO SNOBBY FILM RUINER GWYNETH PALTROW, STARTED DIRECTING AND IT FELL INTO HIS LAP. HE REALLY CONNECTED WITH THE STORY. THE MOVIE OPENED TO HORRIBLE REVIEWS AND A WEAK BOX OFFICE. BUT INTERNATIONALLY IT WAS A BIG HIT. BIZARRO THE GRIN HAD A CAMEO IN IT AS THE WHITE RETARDED PIZZA DELIVERY BOY.
I CAN RIDE A BIKE WITH NO HANDLEBARS
NO HANDLEBARS HAN SHOT. FIRST! PERIOD. NO HANDLEBARS MORE COWBELL! NO HANDLEBARS GO FUCK YOURSELF™
