the vynsane asylum

vyn, I'm not sure if I'll be posting here anymore. Over the past few weeks, this place has become a lot less fun to visit. I long for the days when this was just Cell Block SSG with profanity and discussion of porn. But here recently, it's just a rash of cartoon characters showing up and declaring war on one another, while entire forums vanish and all the posts with links to girly pics are mangled by a seemingly retarded third-grader. On top of that, Rob Liefeld and DeadEye show up, and somehow it's not as much fun to diss them when they're around.

Really, why do these idiots have to post about their battles? Why can't they just go off and kill one another and not bother us with the details? I questioned the wisdom of handing over the control of the forum to a bunch of cartoon characters, and I wonder if Action Online would've been able to establish a foothold with their stupid clones if you'd kept the power all to yourself. Now, these idiots have gone missing, and we have more idiotic cartoon characters to contend with. And I'm sick of getting profane, derogatory PM's from the likes of Calamity Jane.

vyn, please try to restore what passes for order around here, or I'm afraid more people may jump ship aside from me. Your name is on the site; shouldn't you take more pride in it?

shouldn't the title of this topic be "leaving forever... but i'll continue to post in this topic until you can't stand reading my posts"?

whatever. try to leave. see what happens. zod will make you kneel. and you have no idea what he means when he wants someone to kneel before him, i can tell you THAT.

anarky wrote:On top of that, Rob Liefeld and DeadEye show up, and somehow it's not as much fun to diss them when they're around.

I have no such qualms, you stinking fudgepacker.

Run Luke Run....

You can leave if you want, but this new RMTS has me feeling safe. They have started cleaning up this place which is more than the faggot Grimlock ever did

fINE. lEAVE. jUST DON'T ASK ME TO NOT FUCK YOUR DADDY.

DeadEye wrote:

anarky wrote:On top of that, Rob Liefeld and DeadEye show up, and somehow it's not as much fun to diss them when they're around.

I have no such qualms, you stinking fudgepacker.

Robin wrote:Golly, Batman! We better get to the bottom of this quick, or other citizens like anarky may try to leave as well!

Batman wrote:While we will be saddened to see such a citizen as anarky go, this is still a free country and there is no law requiring him to stay here, even though his leaving will make him a... total square.

Should you ever change your mind, anarky, we will be here. Same Bat-Site, same Bat-URL.

DeadEye, I feel compelled to remind you that the fudgepackers are an important part of the world economy. I have no doubt that you, yourself, enjoy eating chocolate as much as the rest of us. Have you ever given thought to... how chocolate is shaped into bars and wrapped in foil? Yes, the fudgepackers are an... underappreciated segment of society, and I suggest you learn more about them at your... local... library.

Dell Rusk wrote:YAY 1 LESS FAG, I WISH THE REST OF U WOUD GO 2!!!!

Bizarro The Grin wrote:fINE. lEAVE. jUST DON'T ASK ME TO NOT FUCK YOUR DADDY.

See, this is the kind of stupid, immature horseshit I'm referring to. Can we ditch all these retarded fartknockers?

or evan beter can i get a jod as a profasioanl gay wad i liek 2 suck cokc may b i shuld b payed 4 it lol!

I totally agree with Chux.

































Although I'm serious about it...

Slicker wrote:I totally agree with Chux. Although I'm serious about it...

sez the guy with balls for an avatar...

How did it get this bad? I mean, how does someone allow their fairly normal (albeit R-rated) forum to go from inane conversation to a confusing mess, written by Mark Millar and orchestrated by a bunch of cartoon characters and Action Online?

This is insanity. I just can't see how it came to this. Can we please go back to the way things were?

Are you talking going back to the "Flornbi Douche Day is coming hype Era", the "Begining of Dell Rusk Era", or the short quite time before the "MTS Going Loony and Banning Everyone prior to going sailing Era?"

Oh, I hate to be picky, but Bob Ross, Richard Simmons, and John Madden aren't cartoon characters. And the real Bob Ross is dead.

anarky wrote:How did it get this bad? I mean, how does someone allow their fairly normal (albeit R-rated) forum to go from inane conversation to a confusing mess, written by Mark Millar and orchestrated by a bunch of cartoon characters and Action Online?

In answer to your question, this was entirely the fault of the previous administration, who provided us no information whatsoever regarding the true scope of the threat posed by Action Online.

We had no warning whatsoever as to the nature of this truly heinous attack on our internets. All we ever saw was a worthless historical document, only a paltry 5,738 pages in length, with the ambiguous title of "Action Online Determined To Hijack Doctor Douche's Ridiculous (But Nefarious And Indistinct) Scheme And Clone Snigtad Flornbi So As To Attack vynsane.com."

In light of the current activities of Action Online and their allies here at vynsane.com, and taking into consideration the recent attempted occupation of sirstevesguide.com, President Bush rushed legislation through Congress, which was passed just prior to the recent takeover by the evil-hearted godless liberals. Our Commander-In-Chief now has the authority to depose the sadistic leader of galactichunter.com, Mike Sullenger, as we have indisputable evidence that he may possibly once have had a dream one night about storing imaginary weapons of mass destruction (ie, a Death Star) in his "Classic Trilogy" forum. The users of galactichunter.com shall welcome us with flowers, polka serenades, and MOMC Theater Jedi Luke figures. Yakface.com, sandtroopers.ca, and jedidefender.com are also on notice to cease their evil ways immediately, lest we invade them as well. You are either with us, or you are against us. Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

I apologize for the brevity of my comments. However, my schedule is quite busy for today. When I leave here, I have to meet with President Bush to discuss amnesty for illegal spambot immigrants, find a fresh supply of newborn babies for Rove and Cheney to sacrifice to Satan, and I have a hot date with Ann Coulter tonight. All in all, a typical Friday!

However, before I go, I feel compelled to say to Mr Simmons that your life choices are disgusting and blasphemous. However, as long as you do not discuss them, you are welcome to serve on the Moderator Terror Squad.