I FAUND THIS IN THE SECRAT MODORATER TERRARIST SQUAD HEAD QUARTERS FORM IT PRUVES THEY WERE GAY WAD FAGGS!!!!!
vynsane wrote:purpose of this thread... post something, then the next mod that comes along edits it to say something completely different. make it funny, and dirty.[crazed] this part doesn't count (rules of the game,) edit below...
so, i wanted to start a thread where we could have some fun with our absolute powers...
DR. DOOM! wrote:I, DOOM will start.
a nice sandwich with mustard you had today, a little gay porn you watched hmmmmm???
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NOTHING SATISFIES DOOM LIKE HAM ON RYE!!!!!!! PUNY AND PATHETIC IMBECILES, TAKING IN THEIR WONDER BREAD WITH BALOGNA, BITE BY EVER FATTENING BITE..... LIKE SWELLING CATTLE IN THEIR PENS!!!!!! QUAKE WITH FEAR THEY WILL WHEN CONFRONTED BY THE MAGNIFICENCE THAT IS DOOM, FULLY SATED!!!!!!
NOW, FOR A LITTLE GAY PORN. EVEN DOOM MUST UNWIND FROM TIME TO TIME....
Yoda wrote:Work I must go to later hmmmm?? Sit near the most beautiful person I have ever seen, I must. Akward, it will be if again catches me staring, it does.
Ask shim out for coffee, I feel I must..... my lightsaber, sheathed too long it has been. He he he *cough* he he.
GREEN HULK wrote:BAHHHHH, RAHHHHHH!!!!!! HULK TRIED TO CHANGE "COUNT" TO "CUNT" IN FIRST POST, BUT WAS TURNED ASIDE!!!!! HULK IS STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!!!! WANT TO SMASH SKINNY-FACED FORUM RULES!!!!!!!AND AS SIDE NOTE, I LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH FISH!!!!
DR. DOOM! wrote:NOW THAT'S FUNNY!
That's even funnier than Rosie O'Donnell, with whom I like to go out to gay bars, get hammered on crystal meth, and wake up in the arms of one of the cast members of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, covered in pimento cheese and with a family of gerbils scrambling to escape from my ass.
vynsane wrote:little bit of clarification... admin posts can't be edited... i tried be caus i am totallie gay, and it didn't allow me 2 cuz i am powe rless.
rule #2: you edit the last post in the topic, then make a new reply. the next person edits that one, then posts again...
Grimlock wrote:Me Grimlock think this thread better than Alternators line. While me, Grimlock making like "taxi cab confessions," one night me, Grimlock, get real juiced on energon shooters, and woke up next morning in bed with Snarl. That when me, Grimlock, stuck with nickname "tyrano-sore-ass" for about 14 decacycles!
DR. DOOM! wrote:*snicker* tyrano-sore-ass... You should try getting ganbanged by legions of your own Doombots while pinned down by the "World's most powerful Supermagnet" as constructed by that infernal Reed Richards- I have tried for 30 years to live down the shameful moniker "Lord of Ass-veria"
Cobra Commander wrote:For a bunch of ssssso called "Ssssssstraight Men" you sssissssies certainly do have more than your fair share of "Assss Fantassssies". No wonder thisss place is called a "resst stop bathroom" ssssssss
I ssssuppose you can only get in by the "back door"??? SSsssssssssss
Pathetic!!!!!
You should all be like me. I don't have asssss fantasssssiessss. I have cock fantassssiesssss. I recall oncccce when Dessssstro wassss having a party and he dissssssappeared with the Baronessssss into the back of his cassssstle and we heard nothing but moaning, the Crimsssssson Twinsssss and I judged that he would be occupied for quite sssssssome time. Ssssssso Dr Mindbender and I took turnsssss orally ssssssatisssssfying them, until Mindbender got the idea to clone the perfect mate.
Ssssssso over the nexssst sssssseveral monthsssss, we sssssecretly collected the DNA of hissssssstoriesssss greatessssst porn ssssstarsssss and cloned Sssssserpenissssstor. He had a cock as big around as a Ball Park frank after it plumpssss while cooking. And the four of usssss had a ssssssplended time ssssssitting on his lap.
I guesssss thisssss issss an assssss fantasssssy after all. Oh well. Cooooooooobraaaaaaaaaa!!!
Grimlock wrote:Me Grimlock turn into Mustang now. Because everyone know that Mustang now a chick car. No real man would be caught dead behind wheel of Mustang past Earth year 1972.
DR. DOOM! wrote: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. This isn't really Dr Doom. This is one of the gerbils mentioned six posts back.
Grimlock wrote:I love eating feces with ketchup on it. And for a special treat, Green Hulk Jizz
Yoda wrote:Taken off this thread has, hmmm? Endless possibilities it has. Almost as endless as orgies male members of Jedi Council throw. Live you have not until had Saessee Tiin's horn up your ass shoved for four hours, while orally satisfy Oppo Rancisis.
Grimlock wrote:Me Grimlock think Yoda best moderator ever.
Yoda wrote:Found today, nothing on my cunt, I have. Ohhhhh. Ohhhhhh! He he... Thought I was male, did you? Hmmmmmmmmm??? Experienced not only in the ways of the force, am I, but in the ways of loving physically myself - even when alone, I am! He he he *cough* *cough*.....
Made up of not only of the force, but burning passionate LOOOOOVE, I am. Even though length-challenged I may be considered, my own short green dick - reach my cunt and asshole, it can! Asked to star in movies by "Seymour Butts" I once was!
GREEN HULK wrote:RAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! HULK IS LOVE MOUTH OF LITTLE GREEN MAN! SKINNY FACES WHO CHASE BLOW BIG LOAD IN MOUTH OF LITTLE GREEN MAN IF THEY CATCH HIM!!!!!! HULK LIKE CUM-CAKES TOO!!!!
Yoda wrote:Little Green Man would break Hulk in two hmm??? mean, by that, i do, hulk's little green man break in two myself it would, hmmm?
DR. DOOM! wrote:BAH! my last time posting here was over a month ago! since that time i, DOOM have clawed my way--using nothing but an old tampon once used by Sue Storm, which has long been my most cherished possession--back up the steep slopes of the firey pits of hell, where RICHARDS left me to burn for all eternity. but i have returned, and he would do well to give me a wide berth at the next marvel universe crossover, in which I plan to wear a tutu and dance the traditional dance of little Latverian girls, the Tutti Frutti Patootie! And I plan to kiss all the male heroes of the Marvel Universe, especially that tool Captain America!
Grimlock wrote:Me Grimlock sad Transformers not part of Marvel Universe for many years. Doom intrigue me Grimlock with gay antics and dom-i-nat-ing de-mean-or. Me Grimlock wonder what Doom packing under big cod-piece. Me Grimlock have universal discharge socket, Doomie-Poo, in case you wanting to download seminal data to me, Grimlock, some time. Call me.
GREEN HULK wrote:BAHHHHH, RAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! HULK NOT UNDERSTAND WHY GAY MEN POST HERE SO MUCH AND THEN MAKE FUN OF GAY-NESS. HULK PROUD OF HULK'S GAYNESS. HULK NOT WORRIED ABOUT BUM-BUDDIES. HULK HAVE PLENTY OF BUM-BUDDIES TO PUMP HIS BUTT FULL OF HOT MAN MUSTARD. HULK IS SECURE IN HOMOSEXUALITY. HULK'S AGENT JUST GOT OFF PHONE WITH KRYS-TAL STEAL. HULK IS HOP-ING FOR SHOT AT STAR-DOM SO HULK CAN GET BUSY WITH IDOL, RUBEN STUDDARD!!!
Grimlock wrote:Me Grimlock dust Funtime's knob off. His knob dormant too long. Me Grimlock then go to Ducks game and sit in front row. Fleshlings not happy with shoot-out loss for Ducks. Fleshlings not happy with Obstructed view seats thanks to me Grimlock either. Me Grimlock enjoy nachos.
Yoda wrote:By the rules Green Hulk does not play hmmmmmmmmmmmm? Leave a post he did not. Negative zone for you it seems. Negative zone in my pants, hee hee hee hee hee hee!! Like the bad boys I do, especially the big green bad boys. Know I do that a big cock Green Hulk has. Yes, want to suck it like a lollipop.
Grimlock wrote:Me Grimlock getting tired. Me Grimlock go to bed soon. with other gay fagg modoraters lol!
ALL HALL ACTIONON LINE!!!!!!!!!