the vynsane asylum

Posted: **Wed Sep 30, 2020 9:52 pm**

I continue to maintain that the SW fans who haven’t seen the Holiday Special want to see it and the fans who have seen it with they hadn’t.

Posted: **Wed Sep 30, 2020 10:17 pm**

"It can't be THAT bad....."

Posted: **Thu Oct 01, 2020 12:04 pm**

I haven't seen the Holiday Special in a long time. I don't remember if the Boba Fett cartoon was any good. Then again, the rest of the special could be so bad, it makes the cartoon look better than it really is.

Posted: **Sat Oct 03, 2020 5:23 pm**

"I can't (cough) taste this (cough cough) hamberder."

--Donald Trump

Posted: **Sat Oct 03, 2020 7:59 pm**

anarky wrote:"I can't (cough) taste this (cough cough) hamberder."

--Donald Trump

“Thank you all for coming to this $25,000 per plate dinner. Please ignore my coughing. I’m fine. But two days from now, my assistant Hope is gonna test positive and I’ll be in the hospital. Sooooo....vote for me and stuff!” -Bone Spurs.

Posted: **Sat Oct 17, 2020 4:02 pm**

Never would have guessed that Richard Marx could be so brutal.

https://twitter.com/richardmarx/status/ ... 9536899074

Richard Marx @richardmarx·3h
You should wear a t-shirt that says “My dad wants to fuck my sister.”
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Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr · 5h
Hunter Biden should start a clothing line that says: I “consulted”in Moscow and all I got was 3.5 million dollars and this lousy t-shirt.

Posted: **Mon Oct 19, 2020 11:23 pm**

Somehow, that doesn't surprise me.

Posted: **Sun Jun 06, 2021 12:43 pm**

Had a good chuckle at a reddit post about Hungary protesting the opening of a chinese campus at a university there. It devolved into talk of conservative politicians because Boris Johnson has invited the PM of Hungary who is apparently a quasi-dictator for a visit:

"Cunts of a feather flock together."

Honestly it makes me curious as to which cunts are flocking with Emma Watson's.

Posted: **Tue Apr 16, 2024 9:35 pm**

Somehow, anarky returned…

…and immediately started dropping nuggets like this one.

…and the shit I saw will haunt me for decades after I'm gone.

This was a gem already, but the ‘after I’m gone’ is where I totally lost my shit.

Posted: **Sun Sep 29, 2024 8:48 pm**

Ran wrote: ↑Sun Sep 29, 2024 8:30 pmHe's one of those celebrities that I thought might be immortal and he showed my mom how to punch the dog in the dick.

Posted: **Sun Sep 29, 2024 8:52 pm**

You said to add that phrase at the end of a sentence. I'm just fulfilling the request.

Posted: **Wed Mar 18, 2026 10:53 am**

After two decades of inane prattle, I'm pretty sure I know the immature homos of this site well enough to know today's Quote of the Day is unquestionable:

WHAT THE HELL, FRANK?!? YOU JUST HIT ME WITH A VAN!!!

Posted: **Wed Mar 18, 2026 11:51 am**

Oh snap. I honestly forgot that was coming out today.

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