the vynsane asylum

No, you're better off telling her you have felt her, and that your Force will be strong in her.

The local comic shop where I used to live posted on Facebook a link to an article about Rob Liefeld offering (I'm guessing in a contest, or something) to draw anyone's comic for them.

One of the responses was:

my characters name is Captain Foot and he's a giant foot made out of a bunch of little tiny feet. your move liefeld

Dumb, but I just about pissed myself laughing.

It's stupid and inane in an utterly brilliant way. Like Gothiczartan.

I found this one funny.

Spector's Hockey ‏@SpectorsHockey

"Who's Hugh Bettman & why do the fans want to fuck him?" - Gary Bettman, as he's presenting the Stanley Cup to this year's winner.

I nominate Patton Oswalt:

I hate Patton Oswalt.

Oh. Please accept the following picture as an apology.

That is a ghetto fuckin' stairway. Even if there was a ménage waiting at top of those stairs, I don't think I'd climb 'em.

Oh. Please accept the following picture as an apology for the ghetto stairway.

Thatsa nice.
I was not aware dental floss came in yellow. Remember kids, oral hygiene is important!

Those are some ghetto titties. Even if I could blow my load all over them while sucking the associated clit, I... fuck it, it's not even funny to joke that way.

QOTD from a friend of a friends post on facebook: "Why do white girls that fuck black and mexicans say the word nigga every 2 seconds. THAT SHIT MAKES MY PENIS SOFT."

I laughed way too hard at that.

A pretty good burn from a youtube comment.

it pleases me to know the worst damage you'll ever be able to inflict on society is accidentally giving someone regular fries instead of curly fries.

RoIIo Tomassi wrote:South America is where the world's supply of cocaine and Victoria Secret models comes from.

[StandingSlowClap]

An unintentional quote of the day...

I was flipping through the channels last night and caught the last 5 minutes of some show called "Buying Naked". I think it was on TLC. It is a real estate show where people are buying houses in a nudist community. Yeah. Middle-aged naked people in one of those staged reality shows.. Thank God the real estate agent had clothes on. So the last few minutes of the show reviewed the buyer's choices for a new home. One of the houses apparently had some wood that needed to either be replaced or re-sealed. The husband says "That house had a lot of exposed wood." I laughed my ass off.