Who'd you rather. . . ?

[anarky]

Mary Kate, I suppose.

Janeane Garofalo circa 1993 or Elizabeth Taylor circa 1960... with the caveat that, whichever you choose, you've got to do them in the present, too. That means if you choose uberhot young Elizabeth Taylor, you've got to do the Michael Jackson loving Hutt from today. If you pick cute Janeane, you've got to do "I'm this nasty fatass feminazi who looks like I've not bathed in six years" Janeane as well.

[Rollo Tomassi]

Liz Taylor. I would do fatass Liz first, then savor the vintage Taylor for hours...nay DAYS.

Oh and since y'all skipped UK's

Sophia Bush or Isla Fisher?

I'm partial to Sophia since she was in Van Wilder.


You in a gang orgy with

A. Spice Girls at the top of their career?
or
B. the girls from Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants 2?

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

The Spice Girls. I remember when I was seven having odd feelings when I saw their boobies.

Michelle Obama or Sarah Palin?

[jjreason]

Palin for sure - Michelle Obama is WAY too smart for this Canadian.

Vintage Barker's Beauties: Dian, Holly or Janice?

[Rollo Tomassi]

Palin for sure - Michelle Obama is WAY too smart for this Canadian.

Vintage Barker's Beauties: Dian, Holly or Janice?

I'm too lazy to google images of them. Provide for me.
I'm thinking Holly from what I remember, but I need to know for sure.

[anarky]

Michelle Obama is the only one I would want to see in a bikini as of this moment. Palin and Biden both have that "ten years ago, likely" look to them, and Cindy McCain is just a fucking reptiloid alien.