the vynsane asylum

It was the Ultimates come to life, no doubts there. Specific points - Hulk & Thor's interaction (you know which one I mean, the very brief one) > Jabba flicking the small thing during the podrace out of boredom. Agree or disagree?

Very much >. That got one of the biggest laughs in the movie.
Hulk vs Loki was #1. There was so much laughter, I didn't hear what Hulk said after. Others I've talked to said the same.
"He's adopted." merited a raucous laugh from the audience as well.

"Wanna know the trick? I'm always angry." was totally badass.

In the post credit sequence, it looked like Mark Ruffalo was trying not to laugh. I was waiting for Renner to turn around and pull a Bueller. "What? You're still here? It's over. Go home."

I will bow out of the thread for a few days, having not seen it yet.

And you know why I haven't seen it?

IT'S ALL SARAH PALIN'S FAULT!!

anarky wrote:I will bow out of the thread for a few days, having not seen it yet.

And you know why I haven't seen it?

IT'S ALL SARAH PALIN'S FAULT!!

I had heard you bought tickets online, and then she picked them up under your name and used them. WHORE.

When Loki called Black Widow a quim, I was like "Wait. Did Loki really just say that in a PG-13 film? I mean, it's not 'cunt' but really. Kids are watching. And they'll be using that phrase at school tomorrow, not knowing what quim is.

RoIIo Tomassi wrote:Hulk vs Loki was #1. There was so much laughter, I didn't hear what Hulk said after. Others I've talked to said the same.

He said "puny god." That moment nearly made me jizz my fucking pants, it was just so fucking awesome and unexpected and hilarious and "HOLY FUCKING SHIT" all rolled into one amazing moment. The rest of the film could have been Hawkeye sitting on the toilet and it still would have been awesome.

Thomas LOVED that. The squealing especially.

who's still yet to see it that cares about spoilers - i finally saw it last night, and i think i might have been the last one, but wanted to double-check.

Still ain't seen it. Turns out, this is one everyone wants to see, so I might actually get to see it.

Can't wait for the "Hawkeye ass-abuse by a gorilla" scene that has to be in there, given the positive buzz.

I still haven't seen it.

When I get back to the states (which is VERY soon) its gonna be on the top of my list of things to do.

I've never understood why Studios don't ship a few copies of the HUGE films overseas for the troops to watch gratis the week they come out. First off, it's a great way to say THANK YOU. Secondly, It's not like those guys are gonna be the ones to make or break a film with "ticket sales". And thirdly, unlike the olden days, it's pretty fucking easy to burn a digital copy or whatever. Or even stream the damn thing.

Agreed. Good thing those motherfuckers know how to pirate shit off the internet & have almost certainly seen it already. Other than our square friend Nick of course. ><

anarky wrote:Still ain't seen it. Turns out, this is one everyone wants to see, so I might actually get to see it.

Can't wait for the "Hawkeye ass-abuse by a gorilla" scene that has to be in there, given the positive buzz.

In the past you've made several references to non-consentual butt sex with apes. The adult male gorilla's penis is only 2 inches long, so it may not be as unpleasant as you hope. In the future, I suggest you go with rhino (2 feet), bull (2.5 feet) or giraffe (4 feet). For future reference, use this chart.

Or, just ask Zaphod because he can identify animal's penis by taste.

Speaking of Hawkeye in the film, I have some thoughts about the character. Concerning the differences between the Comic Version and the Movie Version and where the character goes moving forward in the Movie-verse. But I'll hold off until anarky and Slicker see it.

How about this - if he disappeared after this movie no one would notice. "No look" archery without some explanation of how the technology is working to track the targets? Retarded.

hawkeye is obviously more based on the UltimateU version, where he began as a SHEILD agent, as opposed to 616. also, who thinks coulson will make a miraculous recovery? they obviously left it marginally open-ended...

also, my wife convinced me that the mid-credit sequence was the only one so we left before the end-credits.