Happy Birthday to Members with no posts

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Happy 47th Birthday, BoolaGose!

They say the secret to a long and happy life is if your work is something that you love doing. And clearly your occupation and interests intersect. So good for you!!

And your name makes me chuckle. Bonus.

[Ran]

He can be contacted by ICQ. I didn't know that program still exists.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Happy 50th Birthday, DexGreart.
Your avatar is strange.

But I'm afraid I have to call bullshit. Everybody knows there's no Internet in the Bahamas.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Birthday Congratulations to: cripiscy and DokDeadseklek.
Sorry, plepatmolla, but you posted twice about your feces fetish. So no Birthday wishes for you.

PS Fistbump to cripiscy on your website.

[Zero]

HAPPY DAY OF BIRTHING, SHEETTYDEFEAW.
FROM YOUR AVATAR I ASSUME YOU ARE A PARAGUAYAN GOTH CHICK.

A SHEETY PARAGUAYAN GOTH CHICK.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Boola Gose and Dex Greart sound like characters that will cross paths with Lt. Frassk. Boola is a slightly chubby, yet still fetching Twi'lek prostitute and Dex is nebbishy, nearsighted Gran accountant. (Yes, it's a Gran with glasses on. That's why it funny)

[Zero]

A MEMBER WHO HAS ZERO POSTS
(NOT ACTUALLY HAVING REGISTERED BEING
A MINOR TECHNICALITY)



HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY, OREO COOKIES!!

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Happy 25th Birthday, hannaloreh.

Your name has both 'anal' and 'hore' in it.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Birthday Congratulations to Unaffingfet (36) and vasoniampinee (26)

Unaffingfet's occupation/interest is teen/sex. How can a 36 year old's occupation be 'teen'?
vasoniampinee's interest is (menstrual) Cycling. Weirdo.

[Ran]

Unaffin G. Fett is Boba Fett's dirty old uncle. After Boba's father was killed on Geonosis, he went to live with his uncle Unaffin on ALBMAN-7. Boba left after a week because he didn't want to see his uncle's war helmet let alone have a lightsaber duel with him.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Happy Birthday EstuasPunanna!

And you can go このサイトについて yourself.

Go take a 時間があれ off a ば当サイトに filled 掲載している monkey's 情報をじっく you りお読み頂けれ filled ばうれしく思います bucket.
Your mom 多くの方が浮気 midgets wearing 調査について、gobbling たくさんの filthy greasy 情報をお求め puppeteers and a だと思いま sandwich.
And go suck 当サイト、wrapped in 浮気調査の stained 関連注では、 like your 浮気調査 gramma sits on it.
I hope you 昔から私が a giraffe よく使ってきた smelly testicles ホームページをメ punched his taint インにして、本サイト fuzzy では多く plastered with のホームページを紹介 chimpanzee sex していきたい greaseball と思います。
rigjt before you die, you こちらもチェックし banana eating ていただければ homonculus 嬉しいです rabid wolves bite off your あと、ため tiny infested になる情報 suck on it の提供 bastard 比較情報 in a uncomfortable part of your body!!!

[Tom Foolery]

Neither Caligula nor Zaphod qualify for birthday wishes today, because they both had the gall to post.

Oh, and Fvck You, Caligvla, you dovcher.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Birthday Congratulations to: blariahix (39), Sticleltseild (29), guanosinka (28)

Heh. Guanosinka. I "sinka" a little guano myself from time to time.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Oh, man! Spoidsskish, you get an unironic Birthday Wish, because for a Member with No Posts, you still have a trifecta of Enterntainment going on.

1. You have an awesome name.
2. You have a creepy avatar of a two headed little girl wearing tiny top hats playing an accordion. Sweet!
3. And finally, most importantly, your website has something to do with "bad diarrhea". That's comedy gold!

So Happy Birthday, buddy!

[anarky]

WTF is that avatar?