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Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:39 am
by Diabolical
In case it gets deleted:
Slicker wrote:LM needs to get laid, get some vagina
He needs to head south like Carolina
Liking the Power Rangers don't help a bit
Ain't helpin' his weiner get up in that sh*t
Maybe it's best if he don't reproduce
His sex drive stayin' on the ground just like the Spruce Goose
Maybe we should be happy he ain't gettin' up in the wet
Even Barry's son is gettin' laid like a pimp version of Boba Frett
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Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:16 pm
by Senor JabbaJohnL
AWESOME!
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:25 pm
by UKWildcat
Holy shit, that is fucking hysterical! I'm surprised it hasn't been removed yet.
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:39 am
by Slicker
His comeback was utterly blistering too. He copied some lyrics and put Slicker's mom in it somewhere.
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:09 am
by kidhuman
That post is buried about 20 pages deep in that thread right now. It will be up for awhile
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:01 am
by Slicker
It's not like it's utterly obscene. I would've thought that LM could've reported it for a personal attack if anything.
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:31 pm
by Diabolical
From the audiobook version of President Obama's book, Dreams From My Father, which Obama read the audiobook version for. Click to listen to the audio samples.
Barack Obama wrote:This shit's getting way too complicated for me
There are white folks, then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you.
Now you know that guy ain't shit. Sorry ass motherfucker ain't got nothin' on me, right? Nothin'.
Sure, you can have my number baby!
You ain't my bitch, nigga. Buy your own damn fries.
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:43 pm
by Senor JabbaJohnL
Holy fuckchrist, that was awesome!!!
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:55 pm
by Antropov
THAT'S the Barack I want going to Middle East peace talks.
"What the fuck is wit' that rag on yo' head, dune coon?"
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:31 pm
by anarky
I found this when looking at comicbookresources.com to see what people on a dedicated comic book geek site were saying about the possible Ratner (snicker)/Liefeld (snort) Youngblood (hrmph) movie (ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!)
Mr.EZ wrote:Where are they going to find actors with a hundred teeth, tiny hands and no feet?
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:20 pm
by Antropov
I found this exchange amusing:
vynsane wrote:Diabolical wrote:Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:I really have no idea why she'll come *this* close to showing them off but not actually do it.
"Respectability"
they have that for women now?
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:56 pm
by anarky
For some strange reason I don't know, I went to Wikipedia and looked up 2 Girls 1 Cup and found this gem. It's funny because it's supposedly an encyclopedia.
Plot Summary
Karla and Latifa are two girls who just want to have fun. Latifa says that she is hungry, but Karla doesn't have any food to offer. But this is not a big problem for Latifa who wants to surprise Karla with a special warm meal. She shits a big poop on the glass so they can delight themselves and they do it! In addition they serve some delicious vomit and have a great meal!
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:48 pm
by Antropov
Can I make a special "Quote of the Quote of the Day" post?
She shits a big poop on the glass
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:57 am
by Diabolical
Got to give Cappy his props for this quote posted on a mutual friend's facebook page:
Even your Facebook page smells like mummy bandages and mustard.
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 1:06 pm
by Antropov
Diabolical wrote:Got to give Cappy his props for this quote posted on a mutual friend's facebook page:
Even your Facebook page smells like mummy bandages and mustard.
I cannot take 100% credit for that. Yesterday Slick told me that's what my ass smelled like.