Slicker wrote:LM needs to get laid, get some vagina
He needs to head south like Carolina
Liking the Power Rangers don't help a bit
Ain't helpin' his weiner get up in that sh*t
Maybe it's best if he don't reproduce
His sex drive stayin' on the ground just like the Spruce Goose
Maybe we should be happy he ain't gettin' up in the wet
Even Barry's son is gettin' laid like a pimp version of Boba Frett
Holy shit, that is fucking hysterical! I'm surprised it hasn't been removed yet.
"Once there were brook trout in the streams in the mountains. You could see them standing in the amber current where the white edges of their fins wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of moss in your hand. Polished and muscular and torsional. On their backs were vermiculate patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of mystery."
I found this when looking at comicbookresources.com to see what people on a dedicated comic book geek site were saying about the possible Ratner (snicker)/Liefeld (snort) Youngblood (hrmph) movie (ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!)
Mr.EZ wrote:Where are they going to find actors with a hundred teeth, tiny hands and no feet?
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
For some strange reason I don't know, I went to Wikipedia and looked up 2 Girls 1 Cup and found this gem. It's funny because it's supposedly an encyclopedia.
Plot Summary
Karla and Latifa are two girls who just want to have fun. Latifa says that she is hungry, but Karla doesn't have any food to offer. But this is not a big problem for Latifa who wants to surprise Karla with a special warm meal. She shits a big poop on the glass so they can delight themselves and they do it! In addition they serve some delicious vomit and have a great meal!
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
