How I realized I was over Star Wars completely
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Re: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely
Han and Luke are both lucky men. Well, Han more than Luke. Luke eventually found out she was his sister and so it was a little gross that he felt her up and sucked her face and he could never jack off while fantasizing about her again.

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Re: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely
Can't remember exactly what I typed in, but I googled something to the effect of "Leia's boobs bouncing". Some website claims that her nips slip out in ROTJ after she chokes out Jabba.
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Re: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely
There is no evidence to support this statement.anarky wrote:Han and Luke are both lucky men. Well, Han more than Luke. Luke eventually found out she was his sister and so it was a little gross that he felt her up and sucked her face and he could never jack off while fantasizing about her again.
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I don't think anything made it into the finished movie, but she claimed the bikini wouldn't stay on and everyone on set saw her full glory many times. Oh, to be a fourth-class assistant grip that day....Ran wrote:Can't remember exactly what I typed in, but I googled something to the effect of "Leia's boobs bouncing". Some website claims that her nips slip out in ROTJ after she chokes out Jabba.
(Wait, would a grip be on set? What the hell is a grip, anyway?)

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Holy shit, you just NOW noticed that? Been one of my favorite parts of ANH for years.Ran wrote:The other thing I noticed was Leia's ta-tas bouncing around pretty good after she, Luke, and Han exit the hanger after the Death Star was destroyed.
Just like Padme bouncing when she hops on the platform right after the Yoda/Dooku fight.
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For some reason, I never thought of Leia sexually. Probably because I saw the movie when I was 4 and Carrie Fisher is only a few years younger than my mom and about the same age as my aunt. So, I never paid attention to her boobs, especially in ANH.Diabolical wrote:Holy shit, you just NOW noticed that? Been one of my favorite parts of ANH for years.Ran wrote:The other thing I noticed was Leia's ta-tas bouncing around pretty good after she, Luke, and Han exit the hanger after the Death Star was destroyed.
Just like Padme bouncing when she hops on the platform right after the Yoda/Dooku fight.
That said, other chicks dressing up in the Slave Leia bikini is hot.
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Here is the link and picture from ROTJ. If you click the link, you can see the arguement on weather or not nips pop out. Based on the picture, I don't see them.
http://www.slipups.com/items/5742.html

http://www.slipups.com/items/5742.html

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Nah but the body is looking fine in all it's cocaine-assisted leanness.
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I'm leaning toward no nips. But agreeing with nice titties either way.
And I wanted to fuck Princess Leia from the minute an older kid gave me the rather off-base definition of "it's when you stick your wiener in a girl's butt, and there's something in her butt called a pussy, and when your wiener touches the pussy, she gets pregnant, but it's supposed to be fun and she takes her shirt off first."
And I wanted to fuck Princess Leia from the minute an older kid gave me the rather off-base definition of "it's when you stick your wiener in a girl's butt, and there's something in her butt called a pussy, and when your wiener touches the pussy, she gets pregnant, but it's supposed to be fun and she takes her shirt off first."

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That's how it was explained to us in Health Class.
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Re: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely
Ehhh...that's just some fanboys TRYING to find something to wank to...other than Boba Fett...Ran wrote:Here is the link and picture from ROTJ. If you click the link, you can see the arguement on weather or not nips pop out. Based on the picture, I don't see them.
http://www.slipups.com/items/5742.html
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Disney should put out a movie about Captain Frassk, using time travel to cast a younger Burt Reynolds. Or include Reynolds as Frassk in Episode VII. (No idea why I picture Frassk as Burt Reynolds.)

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Star Wars Episode VII rumour timeline
Kind of cool, but it doesn't really give that much info. Filming is supposed to start in Jan. Abrams apparently isn't happy about having to film in London.
J.J. Abrams says new "Star Wars" film will honor the ones that came before it.
Then there is this.
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/j-j-abram ... 00318.html
Kind of cool, but it doesn't really give that much info. Filming is supposed to start in Jan. Abrams apparently isn't happy about having to film in London.
J.J. Abrams says new "Star Wars" film will honor the ones that came before it.
Then there is this.
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/j-j-abram ... 00318.html
There was a point when quotes like this would make me nervous, but after the prequels, I doubt anything about the Star Wars franchise would get me that excited.J.J. Abrams is still staying mum about work on the next "Star Wars" film, but gave a hint about the direction for episode VII at the Produced By Conference — a conference for producers presented by the Producers Guild of America.
"I think the key to moving forward on something like this is honoring but not revering what came before," said Abrams according to The Hollywood Reporter.
We see episode VII as a continuation of the saga, a natural progression of the "Star Wars" storyline in a linear fashion.
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While I'm looking forward to new Star Wars, I'm nowhere near as excited as I would have been if they'd have announced it around the time of the prequels.
I think the mediocrity of Clone Wars and nothing truly exciting since 2005 have been the biggest contributors.
I do have faith in Abrams though. This is the guy that made Star Trek cool and fun for the first time ever. He's often been referred to as the new Spielberg. I disagree. He's more of a Senor Spielbergo. I'd have picked Matthew Vaughn or John Favreau first, but he'll be fine.

I think the mediocrity of Clone Wars and nothing truly exciting since 2005 have been the biggest contributors.
I do have faith in Abrams though. This is the guy that made Star Trek cool and fun for the first time ever. He's often been referred to as the new Spielberg. I disagree. He's more of a Senor Spielbergo. I'd have picked Matthew Vaughn or John Favreau first, but he'll be fine.

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