Viva La Robot Revolution!!

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Ha ha! Wait, so that's it? Crisis averted? What happened with Shatner and Siri?

[anarky]

Harrumph! Harrumph!
Now see here, old bean. It's a damn sight disrespectful to be associating the aroma of the noble cabbage with something as distasteful and deviant as the *ahem* er.. Well, that is to say... The ermm *cough* well, what I mean to say is... You know...the buttesecks.

Yes. *harrumph* well. There you have it. Please desist and cease sirrah!!

Please do not attempt to have buttsex with Chester A. Arthur.

You might hit Zaphod in the head.

[Zero]

LOOKS LIKE.
CRISIS AVERTED.

LOOKS LIKE YOU CHANGED THE FUTURE.

IM NOT SURE WHAT WENT DOWN WITH SHATNER.

[Shatner]

I...asked...Siri...a question. A question...she's...programmed to answer.
I asked if she wanted to rub my junk. She...said YES.
So I took my iPhone...out...and rubbed my....Penis...on the touchscreen.
Siri likey.

Crisis....Averted

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Oh barf. again. TMI dude. TMI.

[CyrusFan96]

you the man, shatner, lol. i haven't had a quickie like that in like ever. six screaming orgasms in ninety seconds, awesome. gnarly. rad. and other slang i'm too young to really use.

THE WHOLE TOILET SMELLS LIKE CABBAGE.

THAT'S NASTY.

TURN ON THE GODDAMN FAN ALREADY!!

sorry, people keep telling me i should douche but i don't want to. my first time was with a very special sales clerk at old navy, he was soooooo dreamy. i like to keep a souvenir. i wanted my first time to be with this guy from my class named robin, i forget his last name, something like flannagan. anyway, he's sort of dumb and ugly so i thought he would be gentle and not take advantage of me, but we got naked and he started screaming about how i'd cut my penis off. i don't think he realized that girls don't have penises, lol! well, i guess i do. at least one different one every day, if you know what i mean, lol!

[Doctor Douche]

sorry, people keep telling me i should douche but i don't want to.

MIGHT I BE OF SERVICE HERE!!!

SO QUEEFS DOUCHE!!!!!!!!

[Geoff Peterson]

Ohmigod!!

Best.

Party.

EVAH!!!!!



(except for the cabbage smell. That really fucked up my whole house, Shatner. I'm sendin' you a bill.)

[Inigo Montoya]

Oh barf. again. TMI dude. TMI.

Jou keep using that Emoticon. I do not think it means what Jou think it means.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Why? What do Jou-- sorry. What do YOU think I think it means?
And what do you think it means?

[Inigo Montoya]

I think Jou think it means vomit.

But it really means Jou are talking too much and jou need to STFU.
It means jou are essplaining when jou need to sum up instead.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Is that right? Hmmm.
Are you sure?
I guess it could be interpreted like that.

[Negative Boy]

That's how I always interpreted it. It's the Emoticon equivalent of "diarrhea of the mouth". Which your two ass buddies, anarky and Rollo suffer from. I've never two bigger dickbags that were more in love with the sound of their fingers hitting the keyboard.

Anyway, I'm gonna rub one out to Donna Reed and then hit the sack.

Merry Christmas, Everyone.

[Shatner]

Yes...that was...FUN.
We shoud do this...every...year.

Merry...Christmas!

[Geoff Peterson]

I don't think that would be a good idea.

Merry Christmas to all! Hope you get good presents!

G'Night!!