Quote of the day

[Ran]

Do you have to register at that hitusa website?

[Double_G]

Okay, I'm here to save the day.

Here's the pic:



If that doesn't work, go to this link:

http://www.celebs-sex-scenes.com/mrskin ... ns-013.jpg

[Antropov]

Thanks, GG. I was originally just going to post the link, but decided to get over saavy. Much obliged, old bean.

[Sleazer]

Who is that ???

Oh, Vanessa Hudgens....never heard of her.

Very cute, though.

[kidhuman]

From Slicker at The other site

If you put your weiner inside a potato would that be a dictator?

[Sleazer]

oh wow...I'd put my wiener in Slick just for how brilliant that is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Slicker]

oh wow...I'd put my wiener in Slick just for how brilliant that is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know if I should be flattered or hunt you down and kill you.

[Double_G]

Future reported post:

Originally Posted by George
"The fans are all upset. They're always going to be upset. 'Why did he do it like this? And why didn't he do it like this?' They write their own movie, and then, if you don't do their movie, they get upset about it."

Yup, definitely off his nut. I've NEVER seen ANYONE do anything like this.

Oh, wait . . .

Well done, Juan.

[vynsane]

random search on Mii creating sites landed me this freakin' gem:

If you want your male Mii to have a ponytail, enroll your Mii in a liberal arts college for six years so it can receive an English degree. Send it out into the workforce for four years, doing mostly filing and light typing. Send it back to college for a masters degree at night. Have it use the degree to teach three courses a week at the local community college.

Soon, your Mii will have a ponytail to distract from its widening forehead. It will also own a wide variety of sweaters and a deep disdain for mass media.

in response to someone asking if they can have a ponytail on a male mii...

here's the link to the site: http://kotaku.com/gaming/mii/nintendo-miis-216251.php

[Sleazer]

Because it beats holier than thou comments on a SW message board.

[mabudon]

From a thread called "bad porn" on another forum, this exchange

do not ever look at, ever. please. (link followed)

you motherfucking son of a whore

THAT'S FAKE.

That's not even possible! Fake!

then the punchline

dude, it's eels popping out of an ass.
how do you fake that?

[Antropov]

R2 discussing the ramifications of a bIZARRO bIZARRO the Grin:

Hell, he might just fuck your feminine looking sofa.

And as a sidenote, I'm note particularly fond of Vanessa Hudgens, but it felt good to see her in her new Nutrigena (sp?) commercial and say to myself, "I've seen them tittybumps and the muffsicle".

[mabudon]

awarded also to a user named Tycho at another site

What the heck is up with Jargo's avatar? Is that cartoon guy licking his dick or his man-boob? Either way it's got to be wrong in so many ways for SSG.

But I think no matter what it's supposed to be, the mods should edit it by adding a squirt of white stuff coming out of it first, and then we wait for his reaction. That would be hysterical!

Then maybe he'll take it down himself.

Anyone know how to animate that thing to give it some juice? Can a mod access his profile? That would be so funny when "Daddy" gets back online and sees it.

Jargo's tar is something from Family Guy, the main character guy topless likcing his own teat

[kidhuman]

Jargo should have used the one where Peter breast fed Stewie

[Antropov]

Slick was hittin' the Malibu last night:

Are you gay? For real? You're the only person I know of that TRIES soooooo hard to make it seem like he's boning females that it seems like you're trying too hard to be a false-straight guy.

You're a great guy, Josh. Seriously, but either you pull in more pu**y than ANYBODY or you LOVE the c**k. I'm just sayin...

I provided the first part only for context, as its the second little bit that had me absolutely DYING!