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- Tom Foolery
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Re: GIJoe
Destro #1 by Dan Watters came out this week. It starts off with Destro taking control of Darklonia, and ends with him starting a war with Extensive Enterprises, aka Tomax and Xamot.
All four minis have had solid starts. They are slowly world building the right way with all these Joe books. My only minor beef is that when Destro talked to Cobra Commander, CC was already sitting in a room with giant computer screens and a bunch of vague control panels with switches and buttons. Like a generic bad guy lair. Seeing as how they JUST got the idea of Cobra up and running, it seemed out of place. But it was like a couple panels, so more irksome than anything.
All four minis have had solid starts. They are slowly world building the right way with all these Joe books. My only minor beef is that when Destro talked to Cobra Commander, CC was already sitting in a room with giant computer screens and a bunch of vague control panels with switches and buttons. Like a generic bad guy lair. Seeing as how they JUST got the idea of Cobra up and running, it seemed out of place. But it was like a couple panels, so more irksome than anything.
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Re: GIJoe
Skybound sucks.
I preordered the first volumes of Voided Rivals, Transformers, Duke, and Cobra Commander months ago from Amazon.
Void Rivals arrived on release date.
Transformers arrived on release date.
Now, whether you or I liked either of these turds, they've proven very popular. Obviously, demand is there.
Duke came out a couple of weeks ago, and I got an email that they couldn't fill orders. I should hopefully get it by the end of July.
Cobra Commander came out today, and they have no idea when they can get it to me.
I feel like I'm getting Valiant Comics circa 1991.
I preordered the first volumes of Voided Rivals, Transformers, Duke, and Cobra Commander months ago from Amazon.
Void Rivals arrived on release date.
Transformers arrived on release date.
Now, whether you or I liked either of these turds, they've proven very popular. Obviously, demand is there.
Duke came out a couple of weeks ago, and I got an email that they couldn't fill orders. I should hopefully get it by the end of July.
Cobra Commander came out today, and they have no idea when they can get it to me.
I feel like I'm getting Valiant Comics circa 1991.

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- Tom Foolery
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Re: GIJoe
The last issue of GIJoe ended on a cliffhanger, with Clutch’s army jeep transforming out from under him into Hound.
The FCBD issue picks up immediately thereafter. Clutch assumes the giant robot is the enemy(since the only interaction humans have had is Decepticons squishing humans with their bare hands) and attacks. After he damages Hound and then realizes his mistake, he takes Hound to a friend of his for repairs…Matt Trakker.
Yup. M.A.S.K. is joining the Energon Universe in some capacity. One would hope they drop Void Rivals from the rotation, but we won’t be that lucky.
The FCBD issue picks up immediately thereafter. Clutch assumes the giant robot is the enemy(since the only interaction humans have had is Decepticons squishing humans with their bare hands) and attacks. After he damages Hound and then realizes his mistake, he takes Hound to a friend of his for repairs…Matt Trakker.
Yup. M.A.S.K. is joining the Energon Universe in some capacity. One would hope they drop Void Rivals from the rotation, but we won’t be that lucky.
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"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”

"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”

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Re: GIJoe
I thought Duke was into Scarlett. Pete Hegseth is going to be pissed. Can't say I'm surprised about Cobra Commander since he always has been a bit flamboyant.
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Re: GIJoe
Duke better not be into Scarlett.
Snake Eyes would chop his tiny nuts off and toss them to Timber.
Snake Eyes would chop his tiny nuts off and toss them to Timber.

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Re: GIJoe
Snake Eyes hasn’t even been mentioned yet. Which is another reason I’m loving the restrained world building of this new creative team. Doing it right from the ground up and not immediately going for the favorite toy in the sandbox.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”

"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”

- Tom Foolery
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Re: GIJoe
At the end of the current issue of GIJoe, Duke gives Flint’s NightForce team their next assignment. They need to break their next recruit out of prison. The dossier on his desk is…Shooter! I know I keep fluffing Josh Williamson, but man is he doing everything correct on this book.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”

"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”

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Re: GIJoe
My Transformers PDF's reminded me that Skybound has still never collected the final few issues of ARAH from IDW. For trade collectors/readers; this leaves a big and very important gap.

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