Who'd you rather. . . ?

[Batman]

I am not personally familiar with either MTZ or... Vee-Jays. You youngsters and your hippie talk. No doubt Robin could answer this question, as he is a swinging young hepcat.

This is a very... important topic of discussion. If Robin is unable to answer, I shall continue the thread with a new... Bat-query.

[Robin]

Holy celebrity greetings, Batman! I'd love to meet Kasey Kasem. Unfortunately, he doesn't work for MTV.

Go ahead with your Bat-query, Batman.

[Alex Trebek]

Sorry, Boy Wonder, not only was your anwer incorrect, but you not put it in the form of a question.

The correct response would be "Who is Martha Quinn?" Yes, Martha Quinn.

The next category is "James Bond Girls."

[anarky]

It took me a year, but I finally figured out I could look up Bond girls and see who they were, since I've still somehow never seen a Bond movie.

Jesus H Christ, this is tough. Famke Janssen, Halle Berry, Taliso Soto, Denise Richards... fuck me gently with a splintered broomstick, I'm having a tough time here.

Okay, only based on the pictures on Wikipedia, I'm going with Dr Christmas Jones. Just because from the still pics they provide, she looks sexiest.

Shit, Bond must be the luckiest sonovabitch ever. At least the Connery one. Because he gets to be the fucking coolest dude ever in addition to getting all this mad pussy.

To follow up, let's go with a classic, which somehow hasn't shown up in this thread yet:

Ginger Grant or Mary Anne Summers?

[anarky]

Come on, fruitcakes!

[Ran]

Mary Anne. I didn't realize they were given last names on the TV show.

By the way, if you have never seen a James Bond movie, you are probably should lay off Diabolical for not seeing Blues Brothers. At least watch a few Sean Connery or Roger Moore Bond flicks.



Janet or Chrissy from Three's Company?

[anarky]

At least I'm not refusing to watch them. I just never have. I know I need to. It's just daunting and I don't know where to start.

[Sleazer]

Chrissy, without question.

Thighmaster, gotta consider what her Thighmaster has made her capable of.

Brett Favre or Tom Brady ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[Slicker]

Brett Favv...ra...

Tom Brady is a bitch.

Burt Reynolds or...wait. There's no one that compares...


Abe Lincoln or Whoopi Goldberg?

[anarky]

Yeesh. I'd have to go with Whoopi. Not that she's any more attractive, but Abe is dead, so I'd think he'd be really dry and chafe the skin off my dong. Plus, Whoopi has a slightly better chance (33%) of having a vagina.

Here's a Star Wars one for you. Be honest:

Amy Allen (blonde LFL employee and autograph whore) or Aayla Secura (complete with blue skin and headtails)?

[Ran]

Amy Allen because I don't think I could get into a chick in a complete SW costume.

A super hot chick that will only give you a bad hand job or a Rosie O'Donnell looking chick that will do anything you ask?

[anarky]

R2, I didn't mean AA in her Aayla Secura outfit. I meant the real Aayla Secura (pretending for a moment that there is such a thing).

Does that change your vote?

[Ran]

No, unless I'm really Captain James T. Kirk. And according to my drivers license, I'm not.

[anarky]

Yeah, your ID says you're Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets. Does anyone speak English anywaaaaaay?

(Please someone recognize what that's from. One of the best fucking songs EVER.)

[Ran]

I found not only the song, but the video too. I don't ever remember hearing that song before. Where the hell was I in 1996?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfZbFh7qlCQ
Is this the original version? Some of the lyrics sound familiar.