Superman

[anarky]

No, dipshit.

I'm gay for Agent Van Alden.

[Tom Foolery]

Lookin' good. I guess Snyder and Cavill lobbied hard for the traditional suit, and those assclowns at DC (Nelson, Didio, Harras, Lee, and Johns) overruled them. So I won't hold it agianst the filmmakers for that faux pas. There's even a shot of the ersatz Zod in there for anarky to tug it to.

[Diabolical]

Superman Begins

[anarky]

Tried watching it, but then a commercial for shampoo came on the TV and was so much better.

I really don't get why people are impressed with this, but complain Superman Returns was too "emo." Fuck that. This is a bunch of poorly-cast actors play acting at DCnU Superman on the leftover sets from Dark Knight Rises.

[vynsane]

oh, holy jesus, do we really need to rehash the superman origin AGAIN???? and with such ahngst?

no, not angst. that's definitely ahngst.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

There's a tiny village in the Sudan that doesn't know Superman's origin yet. This movie is for them.
Although, in the fulmmakers' defense, after his origin story he gets boring.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Warner Bros just threw out their Justice League script.

Because they hate Super Heroes.

Ironically they've spent more on lawsuits and attorney fees retaining the rights to IP characters they loathe and are scared shitless to put on the big screen than the actual budget of a Justice League film would cost them.

[anarky]

There's some subliminal message in the newest trailer that seems to make people think this movie looks like not-shit.

I'm not seeing it. Particularly when they actually show Kevin Costner, Russell Crowe, and Amy Adams this time and it's full-on ballkick painful how miscast they are.

[Diabolical]

Tried to respond to your facebook post.

Superman Returns was good, but it needed a villain for Superman to fight. Its just a movie where Superman lifts heavier and heavier things.

"the most poorly-cast superhero film ever made." Ummm...Ghost Rider?

Saying The Dark Knight is a "decent crime drama" and a "mediocre Batman" film is just absurd. Then again, you think "The Brave and the Bold" is quality Batman.

Although, you finally watched and appreciated the genius of Firefly, so I can't say there's no hope for you.

Just very little hope.

[anarky]

Batman doesn't act like Batman. "The Joker" sure as hell ain't the Joker. It's a good movie, if you don't know anything about Batman.

And, yes, Kevin Costner and Amy Adams trump Nicolas Cage in this case.

[Diabolical]

Batman doesn't act like Batman. "The Joker" sure as hell ain't the Joker. It's a good movie, if you don't know anything about Batman.

I'm not sure we the same version of The Dark Knight, unless you consider goofy, smiley Batman your thing.

And, yes, Kevin Costner and Amy Adams trump Nicolas Cage in this case.

I didn't know there was a stereotypical Pa Kent type that Costner doesn't live up to. Would you prefer one of the Duke boys?
And Amy Adams has got to be better than Kate Bosworth.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Whoa whoa whoa, why all the Kevin Costner hate? He'll make a fine Johnathan Kent.
Russell Crowe looks like he just showed up a filmed his scenes with his five day beard, but whatever. It's Russell Crowe. The guy oozes talent in everything he does.

That Amy Adams scene was pretty weak. But I won't hold an entire film to one cheese line reading.

I won't say the trailer got me MORE excited for the film, but I am looking forward to it.

[anarky]

I like Kevin Costner.

It's just that Gilbert Gottfried would've been better cast as Pa Kent.

[Mister Roboto]

His real father is Robin Hood.

And his adopted father is...Robin Hood.

[anarky]

His real father is Robin Hood.

And his adopted father is...Robin Hood.

Woah.

My mind could not be more blown if it gave a ten-dollar bill to a crack whore.