Welcome... Jargo

[Boner Mazo]

o hi jargo! youll liek thes place a bunch. liek snigtad said its a buncha homos heer an they can be giant buttheads soemtimes. haha homo buttheads. see what i did ther?! but if you egnore them its fun. oyes

[Jamaica Bob]

Hey Jargo, mon. You like dee UB40? Dey are dee only British reggae band I know. Dey not dat bad, mon.

[Richard Simmons]

Oh YaaayyyyY!!!! Jargo's here!!! You might not remember me because I used to be a lurker here in the old days.... but I'm GLAD you're back. *winks*

I'm going to get up my nerve and send you a nice Private Message, Jargo! I've got a couple of great dynamic stretching routines I think you'll REALLY like. They loosen you up all over!

[GREEN HULK]

RAAAHHHHH!!!!! HULK HATE PUNY SIMMONS AND TIGHT SHORTS!!! HULK'S LITTLE GREEN MAN NOT HAPPY WHEN LITTLE PINK MEN TRAPPED IN TIGHT SHORTS!!!!!

Not that Hulk want little pink men flapping in Hulk's face all day... that not what hulk meant.

[Perpantor]

Haven't we killed you and your dumbass brother a few times already?

DOUCHE!!!

BROTHER!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Giraffe]

*Giraffe sound*

[Stinky Chinky]

Ah, to my good friend in Engrand on the Atrantic ocean, wercome!

[Incognito]

** Covers face with newspaper while sitting on park bench nearby. **

[Jargo]

your zipper fly is undone. I can see your wad.

[Chewbacca]

RAHRGGHRRAAHWHARRR!!!!! GRAAAAAAAWRRRR!!!!!!!

[Ghost Anna Nicole Smith]

WHOOOOOO!!!!!

[Tycho]

Gosh! More and more people from that other web site keep coming here. Unfortunately, this new one seems to be a false-gay.

Don't worry Jargoe: your secret is safe with me! After I watch 19 more episodes of Young Indiana Jones (I love this show!), I will suck your dick to show you how discusting and grosse it is.

[Darth Vader Transformer]

The ability to welcome Jargo is insignificant next to the power of transformation.

[The Griz]

Welcome, Jargo. I look forward to fucking your pets.

[Richards]

All these characters popping up... seems so familiar yet I can't seem to place why....

I must study this phenomenon in my lab using my specialized instruments- I will report anything I come up with right away