Mad Lib Time!!!

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Italian Jabba the Hutts are pretty when they dry hump. The saddest thing I ever did to excite with a Grand Canyon during my Mesozoic Era involved this German Grand Canyon, Eleanor Roosevelt.

We were drawing at this SDCC and discussing what kittens people say John Cena makes:

Knights of Columbus say:

Hyenas go: "Mooooooo."
Cows: "*Giraffe Sound*"
Sharks: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Humpback whales: "nails on a blackboard"
And so on.

I learned that in France, people say the pencil cases smell differently - perhaps in a John Cena’s version of Russian?

Let's just say I took way too long to get to the Leaning Tower of Pisa with her and I think it really sat my baseball field. I think we left the SDCC around 10:36 am EST or something. By 11:41 pm PST I was really unbearable and kicking whether everything had really been hairy. Then I opened through all my ice skating rinks that day (I mean stayed at home with Eleanor Roosevelt and didn't go). Following that incident, I ran her for maybe a millisecond. She was great to walk, but I trotted out of my left eye. She pounced great Hungarian - it wasn't a candlestick barrier. She was just plain hairy, or didn't know how to whack off, or whatever. I found a way to let her think it was her idea to shit and let her go as soon as she jumped a new shitty pants to hump.

I'll never forget that as she was both one of the quickest girls I ever saw, and one of the ones that pissed me the most humid.

Pukish though - except for a puppy dog on her head. Now I don't think a Jawa is Italian, but Tom Skerrit who plays her sure sounds Italian-descended - I won't attempt to spell her Empire State Building.

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[vynsane]

man. i gotta read up on tycho more. his posts are so fuckin' whacked out! where the hell did that come from??? the SW best/worst figure poll??? WTF?????

[Slicker]

Jesus Fuck!!


I say it all the time but could he TRY any harder to NOT look gay?

This line in particular:

Then I slept through all my classes that day (I mean stayed at home with LeiLei and didn't go).

[Antropov]

Man, I go one weekend without posting or reading posts at the other site and I miss a gem like that.

That being said, Tycho is whacked out of his fucking gourd. Anyone who brags about how much pussy he/she gets is getting about the exact opposite (+/- 2). Though Snigtad/Dell would argue, I think I'll let the collective children of the forumites here speak for the reason why how often we "skip class" is never brought up.

[anarky]

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[Ran]

EVENT 1: Transformers Movie Premier
VERB 1: snorting
NOUN 1: dookie stain
NOUN 2: pineapple
VERB 2: pissing
PLURAL NOUN 1: telephone poles
VERB 3: hauling
NOUN 3: ass
PLACE: Eric Estrada's basement
PLURAL NOUN 2: Christopher Walken fans
EVENT 2: Back Street Boys concert
PLURAL NOUN 3: wheelbarrels
PLURAL NOUN 4: cars
GROUP OF PEOPLE: Knights who say "Ni"
TEENYBOPPER ACTIVITY: shopping at the mall
LANDMARK: The Lincoln Memorial
ADJECTIVE 1: bearded
NOUN 4: clam
TYPE OF NOUN 4: thing
TYPE OF NOUN 4: Place
VERB 4: moving
VALUABLE ITEM: Family Jewels
NOUN 5: dipstick
VERB 5: checking
PLACE: Al's resturaunt
VERB 6: dancing
ADJECTIVE 2: dirty

[anarky]

Eh, it's only okay, but you totally pegged the "teenybopper activity."

So there has been no word about the Transformers Movie Premier yet? Or did I snort something?

As a dookie stain we also have not decided on a general pineapple; we all could piss our telephone poles within hauling distance of each other. I still have an ass for Eric Estrada's basement, so there are Christopher Walken fans to do after the Back Street Boys concert: wheelbarrels & cars, Knights who say "Ni", and shopping at the mall. And The Lincoln Memorial should be bearded by clam (thing / Place) so that we aren't moving the Family Jewels and a lot of dipstick to check in Al's restaurant and then dance for dirty fees.

[Ran]

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[kidhuman]

Toy line title - Power Rangers
tv/comic Character 1 - Grey Hulk
Noun 1 (specific item) - Chair
Verb 1 (ing) - running
Geographical location 1 - Africa
Person 1 - Rob Zombie
Company or Business - Hanes
Noun 2 (more general name for noun 1) - Couch
Verb 2 (ed) fucked
Noun 3 - Dog
Noun 4 (a specific part of Noun 1) - leg
Career - Crackwhore
tv/comic Character 2 - Dabney Coleman
adjective 1 - mutilated
Noun 5 - Beer Bong
Forum member - The Grin
tv/comic Character 3 - Jubilee
toy action feature 1 - Slashing Attack
body part 1 - Leg
tv/comic Character 4 - Lois Lane
tv/comic Character 5 - Jerry "The King" Lawler
noun 6 (specific make and model) - 1955 studabaker
Noun 7 (competitor of maker of noun 6) - Etzel
Form of media - Radio
verb 3 (s) - Drinks
tv/comic Character 6 - Batman
noun 8 - typewriter
group 1 (good) - Superfriends
group 2 (evil) - Legion of Doom
tv/comic Character 7 - Solomon Grundy
tv/comic Character 8 - Dr. Cox
tv/comic Character 9 - Spawn
tv/comic Character 10 - Dr. Strange
adjective 2 - brutal
noun 9 - Jumprope
verb 4 - Dive
Geographical location 2 - Santa Barbara

[Ran]

The original is from by Tycho. It didn't come out as well as I thought it would. I should have chosed some different words or something, but here it is anyway.

The word is Power Ranger Grey Hulk will be PR05 and the traditional specific chair.

I wonder how this will affect running it in Africa? From a conversation with Rob Zombie from Hanes, I thought I understood that a couch cannot be fucked in Africa - or at least not without the dog in the leg (how come Crack whores don't just add dogs to their real chairs until it is time for them to use them?)

Anyway, if Grey Hulk fucks in beer bong form, will that get around this?

They say he's going to be sized equivalently with Dabney Coleman. So that might mean he'll turn into an awefully large chair since the original chair was a realistic size and Grey Hulk was mutilated and not very articulate (or sturdy) as a beer bong.

Meanwhile, I wonder what other Power Rangers they'll make. The Grin has indicated that very soon, perhaps PR 06, will come Jubilee.

However, Power Rangers Dabney Coleman has those Slashing Attack on Leg. One shows Lois Lane, whom they made a Power Ranger for. The other shows Jerry "The King" Lawler. This gives me pause, as Jerry "The King" Lawler, Power Ranger or not, would be no larger than a Transformer Alternator (and ought to be one – the 1955 Studabaker from the radio if they can't do a Etzel.)

This drinks the question of anyone who has PR02, Batman (that pathetic repaint of Dabney Coleman) - who is on Batman's typewriter?

Let's assume there's one Superfriend and one Legion of Doom.

Dr. Strange?
Solomon Grundy?

Dr. Cox?
Spawn?

Any of these would make a brutal Power Ranger you have to admit! I even have to admit when they are not real Jump rope for their Alt modes.

Anyone have the Power Ranger Batman out there? You'd have to have dive it from Santa Barbara. If so I have to know who his comm units call up. It's a guess in the dark, but still a great way to waste some time...

But still, Grey Hulk fucking in Beer Bong form is kind of funny.

[anarky]

From a conversation with Rob Zombie from Hanes, I thought I understood that a couch cannot be fucked in Africa - or at least not without the dog in the leg (how come Crack whores don't just add dogs to their real chairs until it is time for them to use them?)

Anyway, if Grey Hulk fucks in beer bong form, will that get around this?

They say he's going to be sized equivalently with Dabney Coleman.

Christ, I wish Tycho could post here again so I could congratulate him on his Quote of the Day!

[Ran]

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[bIZZARO tHE gRIP]

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Noun 1 (plural) = fATHERS
Verb 1 (past tense) = LICKED
Verb 2 (past tense) = SUCKED
Location 1 = YOUR fATHER'S CASA
Location 2 = YOUR fATHER'S BASEMENT
Event 1 = GANG BANG
Noun 2 = DOOR KNOB
Type of team = BOYS GYMNASTIC TEAM
Furniture 1 = UPSIDE DOWN BAR STOOL
Furniture 2 = BED
adjective 2 = WET
person (non proper noun) = CABANA BOY
celebrity 1 = RICHARD SIMMONS
celebrity 2 = ANDY DICK
body part 1 = COCK
body part 2 = BALLS
adjective 3 = HUGE
noun 3 = DILDO
verb 3 (past tense) = INSERTED
verb 4 = STROKE
noun 4 = STEEL ROD
type of personal relationship = GRANDFATHER
noun 5 = HOLE
verb 5 = INTRUDE
body part 3 = MOUTH
unit of time = DAYS
noun 6 = RAINBOW

[Ran]

Fuck you, I'd rather let this thread die.

[anarky]

Adjective 1: tremendous
Noun 1 (plural): penguins
Verb 1 (past tense): slamdanced
Verb 2 (past tense): fellated
Location 1: Galapagos
Location 2: Calamity Jane’s Asshole
Event 1: World Cup Soccer Championship
Noun 2: USB cable
Type of team: Swedish bikini team
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adjective 2: raunchy
person (non proper noun): meter maid
celebrity 1: Jennifer Connelly
celebrity 2: Tom Green
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verb 5: bite
body part 3: toenail
unit of time: week
noun 6: carbon monoxide detector