hEY, ukwILDcAT!

The Grip · Post by **The Grip** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:58 pm

Ho ho ho ho, we Europeans are not so, how you say, sexually insahcure as you silly Americans. Ah use zee pinkish-purple because your mothair loves it, undt she gets so, como so dice, swampy when she sees a man lahk me who ees comfortabail using zee pinkish-purple, no?

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:36 am

what ever i think u r really gay lol

The Grip · Post by **The Grip** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 10:09 am

Ah advise you to ask your mothair how gay I am, insolent cur dog! Zees ees to say when she takes mah pena from her mouth, ho ho ho ho!

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:38 am

Trust me. The Grip isn't gay.

Hey, did I ever tell you guys that I fucked Phil Collins' mother? Phil walked in on us just after we finished. We were still dripping. He was quite suprised because she told him she was going out to play bingo. And now you can understand the line "You can wipe off The Grin, I know where you've been. It's all been a pack of lies" from In The Air Tonite.

The Grip · Post by **The Grip** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:22 pm

Ho ho ho ho! Ah raymember one tahm when Zee Grin undt I had a leetail wagair to see which of us could fock your mothair zee most in a singail day. Ah won, of course, but only because Ah got to her most prahvate of regions first, undt Zee Grin had no recourse but to vait hees turn. Ah took zee entire day, of course. Ho ho ho ho ho! Undt zee vinner, in zeese case, me, won zee very naughtay threesome vit both your mothair undt your grandmere!

UKWildcat · Post by **UKWildcat** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:31 am

Glad to see my parents are still popular over here!

Boner Mazo · Post by **Boner Mazo** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:24 am

lol ukweldkat ur parants r stil popalur heer becus there sun liks to luk at liddl boys lol ur naybors luk at ur parants n say ther sun liks boys an then thay point an laf becus ur a gay homo lol

captain funtime · Post by **captain funtime** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:59 pm

Boner MAzo, honestly, you should have been a blow job.

Boner Mazo · Post by **Boner Mazo** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:19 pm

LOl shut up captin funtiem lol y r u so meen is it becuz your a fagity ass faggit an dont no how to deel wiht it lol do yuo have a lisense to run the daycaer that is stuck to yur face lol

buuuuurn shithuman i got u good bich!

Bizarro The Grin · Post by **Bizarro The Grin** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:43 pm

aH, THIS THREAD TAKES ME BACK. wITH SO MANY NEW FATHERS AROUND HERE, IT'S EASY TO FORGET THE MASTERS. tHERE WAS THAT ONE TIME WHEN ukwILDcAT'S DAD AND i RODE sPACE mOUNTAIN, AND ALL THE KIDS IN THE NEXT CAR THOUGHT HE WAS SCREAMING BECAUSE HE WAS SCARED OF THE RIDE. bUT, NO, IT WAS BECAUSE i WAS BUTTFUCKING HIM SO HARD!

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:50 pm

That reminds me of the time I took UKWildcat's mom to one of those Indian Casinos. She started screaming "JACKPOT! I WON! I WON!" No, she didn't hit it big on a slot machine, I just banged her next to one.

The Grip · Post by **The Grip** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:41 pm

Ho ho ho ho, seelay Bahzarro Zee Grin! How did you forgait zee fathair of Senor UKWahldCaht? Vhile Ah pairsonally have nevair partaken of hees boday, you have assured moi on manay occasions zat hees fathair ees as good as hees mothair. Undt zere no es anythahng baitair zan hees mothair, a botail of peach shnapps, undt a lawnmowair. Ho ho, but Ah have said too moch, non?